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I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator

I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator now has a listing on Steam, saying this is "coming soon." KFC is listed as the publisher of this dating sim that's the latest example of the outside-the-bucket marketing the fast-food brand has exhibited for years now. This trailer illustrates this trip into crazy land, including a look at the anime version of Colonel Sanders. Here's word:
From the same people who brought you the bucket of chicken, comes the world’s first Colonel Sanders dating simulator.

I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator follows you, a promising culinary student, as you try to date your classmate, Colonel Sanders. Throughout your journey, you’ll be faced with life-changing decisions that will affect your chances of friendship and love. But be careful! Your choices have real consequences with real animated characters’ feelings at stake.

Do you have what it takes to survive culinary school? Will Colonel Sanders choose you to be his business partner? Or maybe even so much more? Find out in the most finger lickin’ good dating simulator ever created—a game that KFC actually made.

Features:

  • 9 lovable characters
  • Multiple hours of play-through
  • Dateable Colonel Sanders
  • A secret ending! Shh!
  • Secret recipes! Double Shh!
  • Cooking battles
  • Battle battles
  • Earn a degree from a fictional culinary school
  • 11 Herbs and Spices
  • Cute miniature food
  • Officially created by KFC. No, really

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12. Re: We Happy Few Delay; Refunds Sep 11, 2019, 13:08 RedEye9
 
Burrito of Peace wrote on Sep 11, 2019, 11:33:
I...really don't get this. I now feel incredibly ancient.
It broke me, more than the dot over the i on Jeremy Bearimy broke.
 
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11. Re: We Happy Few Delay; Refunds Sep 11, 2019, 11:33 Burrito of Peace
 
I...really don't get this. I now feel incredibly ancient.  
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10. Re: We Happy Few Delay; Refunds Sep 11, 2019, 01:05 Caladell
 
Slick wrote on Sep 10, 2019, 12:24:
I think 30 seconds of this video has honestly snapped me out of my depression. This is the greatest thing I've seen in a long time.

I hope it really did. I've been suffering depression off an on for decades. Really hoping you're feeling better man.
 
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9. Re: I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator Sep 10, 2019, 19:05 The_Pink_Tiger
 
Looks amusing, and I might even play the game, but it still won't get me to touch any of KFC's so-called "food".

 
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8. Re: Saturday Safety Dance Sep 10, 2019, 18:57 Drath71
 
Slick wrote on Sep 10, 2019, 12:24:
I think 30 seconds of this video has honestly snapped me out of my depression. This is the greatest thing I've seen in a long time.

I thought it was hilarious! But it did take my poor brain a few moments to process what it was seeing, it just didn't compute at first.
 
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7. Re: I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator Sep 10, 2019, 16:17 jdreyer
 
Dreyer Daughter gonna love this.  
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The land in Minecraft is flat, Minecraft simulates the Earth, ergo the Earth is flat.
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6. Re: I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator Sep 10, 2019, 13:02 Drayth
 
This just after I finally played through Doki Doki Literature Club...

@.@
 
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5. Re: I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator Sep 10, 2019, 12:24 Slick
 
I think 30 seconds of this video has honestly snapped me out of my depression. This is the greatest thing I've seen in a long time.  
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4. Re: I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator Sep 10, 2019, 12:23 The Half Elf
 
does..... not... compute....  
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3. Re: I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator Sep 10, 2019, 11:37 Bill Borre
 
That was probably the weirdest thing I'll watch all week.  
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2. Re: I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator Sep 10, 2019, 11:28 Slashman
 
mch wrote on Sep 10, 2019, 10:48:
GOTY

Oh yeah! You had me at biscuits!
 
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1. Re: I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator Sep 10, 2019, 10:48 mch
 
GOTY  
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