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Today marks the half-way point in our relocation of the BlueTower. Our possessions were moved off on Monday, and yesterday we completed the sale of our old home. We are now living out of a hotel, and today will conduct a walkthrough of our new place. The closing for that is tomorrow, and the delivery of our stuff is scheduled for Friday. It's all been rather exhausting, but we also feel like the hardest parts of this are behind us. Once again, thank you for any patience you can muster for how this has impacted updates here this week. I'm certainly looking forward to things returning to normal.

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8. Re: Out of the Blue Jun 27, 2019, 10:09 RedEye9
 
Burrito of Peace wrote on Jun 27, 2019, 08:20:
Blue wrote on Jun 27, 2019, 08:13:
jdreyer wrote on Jun 27, 2019, 05:13:
Pretty sure we don't need teh "Satire" heading. The titles are all self-evident. And if not, well, you deserve any ridicule you get from failing to comprehend parody.

I thought I didn't either, and then I got a complaint from a regular reader who was pretty irate over being "Onioned."

They'll get over it.
Yep. Either their balls will drop. They learn to put on pants by themselves or heaven forbid, they have to move out of the basement.

You can't be the police of everyone's Extreme gullibility. But you're such a damn nice guy.
 
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7. Re: Out of the Blue Jun 27, 2019, 08:20 Burrito of Peace
 
Blue wrote on Jun 27, 2019, 08:13:
jdreyer wrote on Jun 27, 2019, 05:13:
Pretty sure we don't need teh "Satire" heading. The titles are all self-evident. And if not, well, you deserve any ridicule you get from failing to comprehend parody.

I thought I didn't either, and then I got a complaint from a regular reader who was pretty irate over being "Onioned."

They'll get over it.
 
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6. Re: Out of the Blue Jun 27, 2019, 08:13  Blue 
 
jdreyer wrote on Jun 27, 2019, 05:13:
Pretty sure we don't need teh "Satire" heading. The titles are all self-evident. And if not, well, you deserve any ridicule you get from failing to comprehend parody.

I thought I didn't either, and then I got a complaint from a regular reader who was pretty irate over being "Onioned."
 
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5. Re: Out of the Blue Jun 27, 2019, 05:13 jdreyer
 
Pretty sure we don't need teh "Satire" heading. The titles are all self-evident. And if not, well, you deserve any ridicule you get from failing to comprehend parody.  
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The land in Minecraft is flat, Minecraft simulates the Earth, ergo the Earth is flat.
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4. Re: Out of the Blue Jun 27, 2019, 05:11 jdreyer
 
eRe4s3r wrote on Jun 26, 2019, 18:45:
Why would anyone want to ACTUALLY life in the real world if they had the choice of a better one? Born <-> Work <-> Children <-> Dead isn't a very enticing concept of personal experiences.

That's why they invented VR: so you don't need to live IRL any longer.
 
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3. Re: Out of the Blue Jun 26, 2019, 19:52 RedEye9
 

An old girlfriend got a straight haired golden doodle.
omfg I'm in love all over again Hug

 
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2. Re: Out of the Blue Jun 26, 2019, 18:45 eRe4s3r
 
Why would anyone want to ACTUALLY life in the real world if they had the choice of a better one? Born <-> Work <-> Children <-> Dead isn't a very enticing concept of personal experiences.  
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1. Re: Out of the Blue Jun 26, 2019, 12:40 RedEye9
 
Good luck on your move and good luck to that gaming addict.
I hear it's worse than cigarettes.
 
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