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The latest on moving our moving date is this may end up pushed out to the end of the month. As I mentioned, our sellers will be going on vacation next week, and it does not seem like they are interested in giving their lawyer power of attorney to complete the sale. This is a bit frustrating, but is considered normal. Our contracted closing date was basically today, but this is an "on or about" date in real estate terms, which means it actually could be any time within the next 30 days. So we may get to be on pins and needles for a good while longer.

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35. Re: Out of the Blue Jun 6, 2019, 21:37 RedEye9
 
bigspender wrote on Jun 6, 2019, 21:16:
jdreyer wrote on Jun 5, 2019, 21:51:

bigspender wrote on Jun 5, 2019, 18:48:
RedEye9 wrote on Jun 5, 2019, 18:36:
Mr. Tact wrote on Jun 5, 2019, 18:15:
bigspender wrote on Jun 5, 2019, 18:12:
Climate change could pose 'existential threat' by 2050: report says.


Billy Connolly has the solution for all this since 1985: Look at this way: if we all ate one person, the problem would be halved over-night. Think about it: I could eat someone you don't like, you could eat someone I don't like... where's the fucking damage?
Was his on-line name Thanos?
nice
I got 3 people on my list. Is there a max bag limit or do I have to get a waiver.

As long as they are climate change deniers, eat as many as you can. The Earth's grandchildren will thank you ;-)
Can we eat flat Earthers too? What about anti-vaxxers? Oh, as long as they're well done? Got it.


You know, I've always wanted to see a serious debate between hollow earther's and flat earther's.
A leucotomy would be more enlightening.
 
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34. Re: Out of the Blue Jun 6, 2019, 21:16 bigspender
 
jdreyer wrote on Jun 5, 2019, 21:51:

bigspender wrote on Jun 5, 2019, 18:48:
RedEye9 wrote on Jun 5, 2019, 18:36:
Mr. Tact wrote on Jun 5, 2019, 18:15:
bigspender wrote on Jun 5, 2019, 18:12:
Climate change could pose 'existential threat' by 2050: report says.


Billy Connolly has the solution for all this since 1985: Look at this way: if we all ate one person, the problem would be halved over-night. Think about it: I could eat someone you don't like, you could eat someone I don't like... where's the fucking damage?
Was his on-line name Thanos?
nice
I got 3 people on my list. Is there a max bag limit or do I have to get a waiver.

As long as they are climate change deniers, eat as many as you can. The Earth's grandchildren will thank you ;-)
Can we eat flat Earthers too? What about anti-vaxxers? Oh, as long as they're well done? Got it.


You know, I've always wanted to see a serious debate between hollow earther's and flat earther's.
 
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33. Re: Out of the Blue Jun 6, 2019, 21:15 bigspender
 
SunnyD wrote on Jun 6, 2019, 08:23:
bigspender wrote on Jun 5, 2019, 18:48:
RedEye9 wrote on Jun 5, 2019, 18:36:
Mr. Tact wrote on Jun 5, 2019, 18:15:
bigspender wrote on Jun 5, 2019, 18:12:
Climate change could pose 'existential threat' by 2050: report says.


Billy Connolly has the solution for all this since 1985: Look at this way: if we all ate one person, the problem would be halved over-night. Think about it: I could eat someone you don't like, you could eat someone I don't like... where's the fucking damage?

Was his on-line name Thanos?
nice
I got 3 people on my list. Is there a max bag limit or do I have to get a waiver.

As long as they are climate change deniers, eat as many as you can. The Earth's grandchildren will thank you ;-)

They came for the Flat Earthers first, the Eaters of Men, but I did nothing for I roundly laughed at the 'Earthers.

Then the Eaters came for the Anti-vaxxers, and I did nothing, for my shot records were up to date, thank you very much.

Then they came for me, and no one was left to help me; and frankly, with my Dr. Pepper habit, they were right to eat me. I caramelized nicely.

~Finis~

LOL!

 
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32. Re: Out of the Blue Jun 6, 2019, 14:06 jdreyer
 
SunnyD wrote on Jun 6, 2019, 08:23:
bigspender wrote on Jun 5, 2019, 18:48:
RedEye9 wrote on Jun 5, 2019, 18:36:
Mr. Tact wrote on Jun 5, 2019, 18:15:
bigspender wrote on Jun 5, 2019, 18:12:
Climate change could pose 'existential threat' by 2050: report says.


Billy Connolly has the solution for all this since 1985: Look at this way: if we all ate one person, the problem would be halved over-night. Think about it: I could eat someone you don't like, you could eat someone I don't like... where's the fucking damage?

Was his on-line name Thanos?
nice
I got 3 people on my list. Is there a max bag limit or do I have to get a waiver.

As long as they are climate change deniers, eat as many as you can. The Earth's grandchildren will thank you ;-)

They came for the Flat Earthers first, the Eaters of Men, but I did nothing for I roundly laughed at the 'Earthers.

Then the Eaters came for the Anti-vaxxers, and I did nothing, for my shot records were up to date, thank you very much.

Then they came for me, and no one was left to help me; and frankly, with my Dr. Pepper habit, they were right to eat me. I caramelized nicely.

~Finis~

Laugh2
 
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The land in Minecraft is flat, Minecraft simulates the Earth, ergo the Earth is flat.
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31. Re: Out of the Blue Jun 6, 2019, 08:23 SunnyD
 
bigspender wrote on Jun 5, 2019, 18:48:
RedEye9 wrote on Jun 5, 2019, 18:36:
Mr. Tact wrote on Jun 5, 2019, 18:15:
bigspender wrote on Jun 5, 2019, 18:12:
Climate change could pose 'existential threat' by 2050: report says.


Billy Connolly has the solution for all this since 1985: Look at this way: if we all ate one person, the problem would be halved over-night. Think about it: I could eat someone you don't like, you could eat someone I don't like... where's the fucking damage?

Was his on-line name Thanos?
nice
I got 3 people on my list. Is there a max bag limit or do I have to get a waiver.

As long as they are climate change deniers, eat as many as you can. The Earth's grandchildren will thank you ;-)

They came for the Flat Earthers first, the Eaters of Men, but I did nothing for I roundly laughed at the 'Earthers.

Then the Eaters came for the Anti-vaxxers, and I did nothing, for my shot records were up to date, thank you very much.

Then they came for me, and no one was left to help me; and frankly, with my Dr. Pepper habit, they were right to eat me. I caramelized nicely.

~Finis~
 
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30. Re: Out of the Blue - House Selling Jun 6, 2019, 06:43 Jonjonz
 
A lot of RE agents could really care less about when your house closes. You are too eager to sell, they buyer knows it, and they are just jerking you around. I have been through enough of these closings to know that when the buyer stalls you, they are having issues coming up with the money or just dragging their feet to suit their schedule.

The red tape is just a right wing propaganda term. In most states the actual paperwork has been greatly simplified over the years, and RE agents don't want you to know this as then their gatekeeper jobs would be less secure.

Stay flexible, this could drag on longer than you think.
 
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29. Re: Out of the Blue Jun 6, 2019, 04:21 VaranDragon
 
Porn-O-Matic wrote on Jun 5, 2019, 13:28:
No, you don't need to wash your fucking produce. That's pure fear-mongering bullshit fabricated by a bunch of pansy-ass snowflakes spouting fake science.

Climate change posing an "existential threat"??? Yeah, the world will end someday, and it will be caused by mankind, but it will have NOTHING to do with the environment. How it happens has been written down for over 2000 years, but nobody knows how to read anymore... they're too busy worrying about stupid shit, like washing produce.

You like eating dirt? Yeah, don't wash your salad then.
 
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28. Re: Out of the Blue Jun 5, 2019, 21:56 jdreyer
 
Mr. Tact wrote on Jun 5, 2019, 17:53:
theglaze wrote on Jun 5, 2019, 16:30:
RedEye9 wrote on Jun 5, 2019, 16:18:
Hoist rescue made me queasy.
Oh sweet baby jesus! Complete jaw drop reaction from me! Surprised
Most people have to pay to get into an amusement park to get a ride like that...

Oh, he'll pay. Rescue by helicopter ain't cheap.
 
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27. Re: Out of the Blue Jun 5, 2019, 21:51 jdreyer
 

bigspender wrote on Jun 5, 2019, 18:48:
RedEye9 wrote on Jun 5, 2019, 18:36:
Mr. Tact wrote on Jun 5, 2019, 18:15:
bigspender wrote on Jun 5, 2019, 18:12:
Climate change could pose 'existential threat' by 2050: report says.


Billy Connolly has the solution for all this since 1985: Look at this way: if we all ate one person, the problem would be halved over-night. Think about it: I could eat someone you don't like, you could eat someone I don't like... where's the fucking damage?
Was his on-line name Thanos?
nice
I got 3 people on my list. Is there a max bag limit or do I have to get a waiver.

As long as they are climate change deniers, eat as many as you can. The Earth's grandchildren will thank you ;-)
Can we eat flat Earthers too? What about anti-vaxxers? Oh, as long as they're well done? Got it.
 
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The land in Minecraft is flat, Minecraft simulates the Earth, ergo the Earth is flat.
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26. Re: Out of the Blue Jun 5, 2019, 19:54 bigspender
 
Mr. Tact wrote on Jun 5, 2019, 19:13:
I believe I've mentioned it here before, but for about 20 years I had this sign on the back of my office door:

"The only reason some people are still alive, is because it is against the law to kill them."

I've wondered if I could engineer a deadly virus to infect people based on their beliefs if I have would have the will to release it. I've never been able to convince myself I would, but I certainly would have been sorely tempted several times over the last decade or so...

Well if running out of oxygen (due to death of plankton in the ocean from global warming) doesn't kill us in the next 30 odd years, then a deadly bacteria thanks to industrial quantities of antibiotics in farming will definitely kill a large portion of the population.

The way I see it, it'll either be nature destroying most human life on earth indiscriminately or someone could do the job for mother nature, but in a controlled means.

If there's going to be massive loss of life, it should be engineered to make sure humanity can go on. Who'd miss all of the murderers, drug smugglers, fundamentalists, and street mimes anyway?
 
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25. Re: Out of the Blue Jun 5, 2019, 19:41 RedEye9
 

holy shit"If the world is ending, why would you go to college?" "Why would you get a career?"

 
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24. Re: Out of the Blue Jun 5, 2019, 19:13 Mr. Tact
 
I believe I've mentioned it here before, but for about 20 years I had this sign on the back of my office door:

"The only reason some people are still alive, is because it is against the law to kill them."

I've wondered if I could engineer a deadly virus to infect people based on their beliefs if I have would have the will to release it. I've never been able to convince myself I would, but I certainly would have been sorely tempted several times over the last decade or so...
 
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23. Re: Out of the Blue Jun 5, 2019, 18:48 bigspender
 
RedEye9 wrote on Jun 5, 2019, 18:36:
Mr. Tact wrote on Jun 5, 2019, 18:15:
bigspender wrote on Jun 5, 2019, 18:12:
Climate change could pose 'existential threat' by 2050: report says.


Billy Connolly has the solution for all this since 1985: Look at this way: if we all ate one person, the problem would be halved over-night. Think about it: I could eat someone you don't like, you could eat someone I don't like... where's the fucking damage?
Was his on-line name Thanos?
nice
I got 3 people on my list. Is there a max bag limit or do I have to get a waiver.

As long as they are climate change deniers, eat as many as you can. The Earth's grandchildren will thank you ;-)
 
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22. Re: Out of the Blue Jun 5, 2019, 18:36 RedEye9
 
Mr. Tact wrote on Jun 5, 2019, 18:15:
bigspender wrote on Jun 5, 2019, 18:12:
Climate change could pose 'existential threat' by 2050: report says.


Billy Connolly has the solution for all this since 1985: Look at this way: if we all ate one person, the problem would be halved over-night. Think about it: I could eat someone you don't like, you could eat someone I don't like... where's the fucking damage?
Was his on-line name Thanos?
nice
I got 3 people on my list. Is there a max bag limit or do I have to get a waiver.
 
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21. Re: Out of the Blue Jun 5, 2019, 18:15 Mr. Tact
 
bigspender wrote on Jun 5, 2019, 18:12:
Climate change could pose 'existential threat' by 2050: report says.


Billy Connolly has the solution for all this since 1985: Look at this way: if we all ate one person, the problem would be halved over-night. Think about it: I could eat someone you don't like, you could eat someone I don't like... where's the fucking damage?
Was his on-line name Thanos?
 
Truth is brutal. Prepare for pain.
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20. Re: Out of the Blue Jun 5, 2019, 18:12 bigspender
 
Climate change could pose 'existential threat' by 2050: report says.


Billy Connolly has the solution for all this since 1985: Look at this way: if we all ate one person, the problem would be halved over-night. Think about it: I could eat someone you don't like, you could eat someone I don't like... where's the fucking damage?
 
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19. Re: Out of the Blue Jun 5, 2019, 17:53 Mr. Tact
 
theglaze wrote on Jun 5, 2019, 16:30:
RedEye9 wrote on Jun 5, 2019, 16:18:
Hoist rescue made me queasy.
Oh sweet baby jesus! Complete jaw drop reaction from me! Surprised
Most people have to pay to get into an amusement park to get a ride like that...
 
Truth is brutal. Prepare for pain.
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18. Re: Out of the Blue Jun 5, 2019, 17:49 bigspender
 
Porn-O-Matic wrote on Jun 5, 2019, 13:28:
No, you don't need to wash your fucking produce. That's pure fear-mongering bullshit fabricated by a bunch of pansy-ass snowflakes spouting fake science.

Climate change posing an "existential threat"??? Yeah, the world will end someday, and it will be caused by mankind, but it will have NOTHING to do with the environment. How it happens has been written down for over 2000 years, but nobody knows how to read anymore... they're too busy worrying about stupid shit, like washing produce.

The onus is on you to prove that the science is fake. I'll give you an easy one to start with:

Prove that the sea level isn't higher and that's it not going into people's beach and waterfront homes.

Prove that the additional droughts are not preventing many types of lentils growing in India.

That is all happening now. Right now. You can go and see it for yourself.


but nobody knows how to read anymore

If you knew how to read, then you wouldn't be religious. (You started the name calling)
 
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17. Re: Out of the Blue Jun 5, 2019, 17:33 RedEye9
 
Beamer wrote on Jun 5, 2019, 17:28:
I just can't tell.
I couldn't either, and then I made the mistake of searching his history for climate. Dizzy
 
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16. Re: Out of the Blue Jun 5, 2019, 17:28 Beamer
 
Verno wrote on Jun 5, 2019, 17:26:
Porn-O-Matic wrote on Jun 5, 2019, 13:28:
No, you don't need to wash your fucking produce. That's pure fear-mongering bullshit fabricated by a bunch of pansy-ass snowflakes spouting fake science.

Climate change posing an "existential threat"??? Yeah, the world will end someday, and it will be caused by mankind, but it will have NOTHING to do with the environment. How it happens has been written down for over 2000 years, but nobody knows how to read anymore... they're too busy worrying about stupid shit, like washing produce.

This is masterpiece theater right here because you're right on the edge of being ridiculous or being totally serious. Regardless of how it goes, this post deserves accolades.

I just can't tell.
 
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