Every time we think we've seen it all, something like this comes along to
humble us. There's now a listing
for a game called Wanking Simulator
, an action/adventure expected in Q3 of this
year. As for the subject matter, the title sums it up, so this immature game
carries the following mature content warning: "The only sexual content in the
game is our main character masturbating. No sexual organs are visible." Here's
the reveal trailer
along with word on how this will allow players to take matters into their own
You play as Winston Gay, a man whose house was taken away by the
corrupt government after being called out for wanking too loud by his neighbours.
Now, Winston is on a mission to make everyone in the town pay a price for taking
away his home.
Wanking Simulator is a mix of destruction & wanking - you are thrown into a town
called Gay Bay consisting of a church (God bless), a number of houses and a few
other places, such as high school, a garage etc.
The main goal is to destroy as many things as possible before getting caught by
the police and collect points by wanking to the chaos we caused.
You are free to go wherever you want, and destroy anything you want.
Our protagonist is given unlockable superpowers, such as making gravity weaker,
spawning a rifle in your panties, teleport etc.