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Stalin vs. Martians 4 Announced

KREMLINCORP Entertainment announces Stalin vs. Martians 4, calling this "a new installment in the highly-acclaimed [sic] Stalin vs. Martians franchise." This is odd on two levels: One is that a quick look at Metacritic shows that the original Stalin vs. Martians was poorly received, and not highly acclaimed at all. The other is that we don't recall Stalin vs. Martians 2 or Stalin vs. Martians 3, so we're not sure that this was actually a franchise before this new announcement, or why it would carry the number 4. A final twist is that while the original was a simplified real-time strategy game, Stalin vs. Martians 4 is described as a "hybrid of isometric action and Stalinism." This video showing a mecha-Stalin dealing death accompanies the news, saying to expect this in 2020. Here is more:

KREMLINCORP Entertainment GmbH proudly announces a new installment in the highly-acclaimed Stalin vs. Martians franchise.

Stalin vs. Martians 4 is dynamic hybrid of isometric action and Stalinism. This kind of synergy provides unlimited possibilities for the intricacy of sophisticated ambivalence of synesthesia. Or whatever. Also there are lots of explosions and you can shoot people from the rocket launcher.

The game is very narrative-based. Kinda like Firewatch, but, you know, better. It is also very cinematic. So we intend to provide a stable, very cinematic rate of 24 frames per second... Oh, wait. Okay, maybe more if the audience expects a certain digital fidelity in this field.

Planned features for Stalin vs. Martians 4:

  • Giant Stalin riding a giant mech.
  • You can kill Martians (and they can kill you).
  • Physics-based destruction of environment. A bit like Katamari Damacy, but in reverse.
  • Lots of weapons. Like railgun that shoots... rails.
  • Our trademark intermissions.
  • The best soundtrack ever.
  • Actual gameplay.

The game may also feature nudity if we'll be able to find someone nude.

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2. Re: Stalin vs. Martians 4 Announced Apr 24, 2019, 21:11 Task
 
Maybe it's "4" as a joke, but then again its Ukraine game so maybe 2 and 3 were just released locally there.  
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1. Re: Stalin vs. Martians 4 Announced Apr 24, 2019, 14:04 MoreLuckThanSkill
 
?? Is this a stolen asset game or something? Those little blockhead/tooth guys, I forget the name, are somebody else's IP at the very least, I recognize them from elsewhere.
 
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