Florida Man is now Florida Doc
It's to the point now that you need more than one person to verify which leg should be hacked off. There should be a consultation immediately before surgery with the charge nurse, surgeon and someone with a GoPro filming the whole thing.
The item to be removed, or side of body to be opened, should be permanently stained or tattooed with "cut here".
If the the kidney is on the left side of the body, both you, the charge nurse and the surgeon should understand whose left it is they are talking about lest it be confusing if you're laying on your belly versus laying on your back.
- At this point, Windows is the OS equivalent of Stockholm Syndrome. -
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