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15. Re: Evening Patches Oct 11, 2018, 21:37 MoreLuckThanSkill
 
jdreyer wrote on Oct 11, 2018, 15:38:
Flatline wrote on Oct 11, 2018, 12:14:
Avus wrote on Oct 10, 2018, 20:39:
why a space sim game need this??

Obviously once he implements real time hand tracking and then in-game video chat between avatars, we're going to have the most realistic cybersex simulator ever. You can actually *watch* your boring-ass character model jerk off in the empty depths of space to someone who you are pretty sure is not a woman, but still get to see each other's O face rendered in real time.

Edit: It seems obvious at this point he has no interest in releasing a game. He's trying to create the Metaverse from Snow Crash. I'm sure somewhere in his fantasies he sees business men meeting from across the planet in Star Citizen to have business meetings because of his face tracking technology. You'll know it for sure when he goes out of his way to include as much body language as possible.

And the spoog will be rendered with perfect zero-G physics that took 10 developers two years to get right.

Second Life in Spaaaaaaaaace!


What the hell... this was probably their plan all along. What diabolical genius! Near photo realistic models of hot celebrities, banging each other(or the avatar of your choice) in space, they will clear a billion dollars a year easy.
 
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14. Re: Evening Patches Oct 11, 2018, 15:38 jdreyer
 
Flatline wrote on Oct 11, 2018, 12:14:
Avus wrote on Oct 10, 2018, 20:39:
why a space sim game need this??

Obviously once he implements real time hand tracking and then in-game video chat between avatars, we're going to have the most realistic cybersex simulator ever. You can actually *watch* your boring-ass character model jerk off in the empty depths of space to someone who you are pretty sure is not a woman, but still get to see each other's O face rendered in real time.

Edit: It seems obvious at this point he has no interest in releasing a game. He's trying to create the Metaverse from Snow Crash. I'm sure somewhere in his fantasies he sees business men meeting from across the planet in Star Citizen to have business meetings because of his face tracking technology. You'll know it for sure when he goes out of his way to include as much body language as possible.

And the spoog will be rendered with perfect zero-G physics that took 10 developers two years to get right.

Second Life in Spaaaaaaaaace!

 
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13. Re: Evening Patches Oct 11, 2018, 12:14 Flatline
 
Avus wrote on Oct 10, 2018, 20:39:
why a space sim game need this??

Obviously once he implements real time hand tracking and then in-game video chat between avatars, we're going to have the most realistic cybersex simulator ever. You can actually *watch* your boring-ass character model jerk off in the empty depths of space to someone who you are pretty sure is not a woman, but still get to see each other's O face rendered in real time.

Edit: It seems obvious at this point he has no interest in releasing a game. He's trying to create the Metaverse from Snow Crash. I'm sure somewhere in his fantasies he sees business men meeting from across the planet in Star Citizen to have business meetings because of his face tracking technology. You'll know it for sure when he goes out of his way to include as much body language as possible.
 
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12. Re: Evening Patches Oct 11, 2018, 09:34 Mr. Tact
 
As many as you to buy...  
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11. Re: Evening Patches Oct 11, 2018, 09:17 RedEye9
 

Does Alpha 3.3 have any new ships I can buy?



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10. Re: Evening Patches Oct 11, 2018, 08:14 Mr. Tact
 
It really is a great example of their self-delusion.  
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9. Re: Evening Patches Oct 11, 2018, 07:17 jdreyer
 
DangerDog wrote on Oct 11, 2018, 01:25:
They're going to introduce smell-o-vision to the game so you can smell virtual farts in space.

There's nothing better than a fart in a flight suit.
 
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8. Re: Evening Patches Oct 11, 2018, 07:17 jdreyer
 
In software development, there's the concept of minimum viable product (MVP). You build your base, then you iterate, adding features. This face tracking crap is as far away from MVP that you can get for a space sim.  
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7. Re: Evening Patches Oct 11, 2018, 04:27 VaranDragon
 
At some point even the gullible will catch on that there is something seriously wrong with the development of this game right? Right?



*crickets*
 
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6. Re: Evening Patches Oct 11, 2018, 01:25 DangerDog
 
They're going to introduce smell-o-vision to the game so you can smell virtual farts in space.  
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5. Re: Evening Patches Oct 10, 2018, 21:49 Cutter
 
And how much are they pissing away on this nonsense in order to keep the con going?
 
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4. Re: Evening Patches Oct 10, 2018, 20:43 Creston
 
Because this is TOTALLY what everyone wanted in the "Wing Commander remake."
 
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3. Re: Evening Patches Oct 10, 2018, 20:39 Avus
 
why a space sim game need this??  
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2. Re: Evening Patches Oct 10, 2018, 20:18 NKD
 
Popcorn  
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I keep warning you. Doors and corners, kid. That's where they get you. Humans are too fucking stupid to listen.
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1. Re: Evening Patches Oct 10, 2018, 19:40 MoreLuckThanSkill
 
Surely nothing bad will come of this!
 
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