MrsBlue's car would not start today for some reason. It wouldn't unlock via the
remote, and when we tried the button starter, the wires may as well have been
cut for it failed to respond. It seems odd that the battery would be completely
dead, rather than just weak, but when I tried my starter, it failed to work, and
said the battery had a 0% charge. Fewer aspects of modern cars are
user-serviceable all the time, and this has basically expended all my
troubleshooting skills, so we'll have to ask MrHonda to get under the hood and
help us dope this out.