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Farmer's Dynasty Early Access

Farmer's Dynasty is now available in early access on Steam, offering an agrarian life simulation/RGP for Windows (disappointing those hoping for an RPG about grinding for Dynasty gear). This trip shows how this combines farming and dating, so whether you want to hop on your tractor or hop on your girlfriend, this one has you covered. Here's word:

FARMER’S DYNASTY – the unique REAL-LIFE SIMULATION offers a totally new farming simulation experience and mixes elements of a Life Simulation and Role-Playing with a classical Farming Simulation game.

Remember the good old days visiting your grandfathers farm? The time when you were sitting on your grandfathers tractor together with him driving around and working on your fields. You are back on your farm now. The past years have been full of work for you in the city but you still remember the good old times when you dreamt of being a farmer. This dream is still in your heart: Rebuilding grandfathers farm again and building your own Dynasty – let’s make it come true!

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16. Re: Farmer's Dynasty Early Access Jan 3, 2018, 14:59 jdreyer
 
VaranDragon wrote on Jan 3, 2018, 05:45:
This is probably the funniest goddamn thing Ive seen on the internet in a long while. Im laughing my ass off....Those potential "mates" with the face were what did me in....also Ive been thinking about it, will you marry me...priceless line. OMGROFL...

Now a serious question, for those in the knowhow, can you marry your sister?

Depends on the state you choose at the beginning of the game. Just be sure to choose a southern state for your farm location, and you should be all set.
 
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15. Re: Farmer's Dynasty Early Access Jan 3, 2018, 05:45 VaranDragon
 
This is probably the funniest goddamn thing Ive seen on the internet in a long while. Im laughing my ass off....Those potential "mates" with the face were what did me in....also Ive been thinking about it, will you marry me...priceless line. OMGROFL...

Now a serious question, for those in the knowhow, can you marry your sister?
 
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14. Re: Farmer's Dynasty Early Access Jan 2, 2018, 17:22 jdreyer
 
heroin wrote on Jan 2, 2018, 15:55:
I get a strong FarCry 5 vibe from this one.

/thread.
 
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13. Re: Farmer's Dynasty Early Access Jan 2, 2018, 16:43 Kestral
 
I watched a couple of guys on YouTube playing this and it looked really interesting, so I jumped onboard. I wasn't into things like Farm Simulator, but this game for some reason I really enjoy. I think the RPG trappings add something that the other farming games don't have. The only downside is the voice acting is comically bad, I hope they do something about that as development goes on.  
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12. Re: Farmer's Dynasty Early Access Jan 2, 2018, 15:55 heroin
 
I get a strong FarCry 5 vibe from this one.  
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11. Re: Farmer's Dynasty Early Access Jan 2, 2018, 15:53 Mr. Tact
 
Would it be bad for me to admit I did a double check on this article because I initially read the title as, "Farmer's Daughter Early Access"... Joker

(hmm, two sexist comments in a row -- I should probably quit for the day)
 
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10. Re: Farmer's Dynasty Early Access Jan 2, 2018, 15:01 jdreyer
 
SlimRam wrote on Jan 2, 2018, 12:23:
Hell, if you could marry one of the farm animals I'd buy it.

Sorry, no dice. Only Japanese games let you romance any character.
 
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9. Re: Farmer's Dynasty Early Access Jan 2, 2018, 14:58 jdreyer
 
RedEye9 wrote on Jan 2, 2018, 13:57:
No Farmer's Daughter dlc, no buy.

No need. The game is already full of sheep.
 
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8. Re: Farmer's Dynasty Early Access Jan 2, 2018, 14:57 jdreyer
 
Bumpy wrote on Jan 2, 2018, 13:01:
This looks amazingly comprehensive.

Is there really a market for a game like this with so much effort put into it?

Three quarters of the sales are in China, purchased by people looking to earn money playing video games and don't get beyond the word "farm."
 
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7. Re: Farmer's Dynasty Early Access Jan 2, 2018, 13:57 RedEye9
 
No Farmer's Daughter dlc, no buy.  
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6. Re: Farmer's Dynasty Early Access Jan 2, 2018, 13:24 Burrito of Peace
 
No Ford 8N? No buy!  
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5. Re: Farmer's Dynasty Early Access Jan 2, 2018, 13:23 NewMaxx
 
Bumpy wrote on Jan 2, 2018, 13:01:
This looks amazingly comprehensive.

Is there really a market for a game like this with so much effort put into it?

Ever play Farming Simulator 17? Really amazing and a lot of fun, plus it sold well. It's even on the Switch!

This seems to be a single-player version of that with more focus on building and social aspects. Pretty cool.
 
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4. Re: Farmer's Dynasty Early Access Jan 2, 2018, 13:01 Bumpy
 
This looks amazingly comprehensive.

Is there really a market for a game like this with so much effort put into it?
 
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3. Re: Farmer's Dynasty Early Access Jan 2, 2018, 12:35 Rhett
 
The Sims: Farmer Joe DLC

Looks hilarious.
 
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2. Re: Farmer's Dynasty Early Access Jan 2, 2018, 12:23 SlimRam
 
Hell, if you could marry one of the farm animals I'd buy it.  
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1. Re: Farmer's Dynasty Early Access Jan 2, 2018, 10:46 Cutter
 
Jesus Christ, that loons bad! And I don't mean just the visuals.
 
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