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Out of the Blue

Happy New Year! We had a nice quiet time here, so nobody is suffering with any party regrets. Hopefully you're doing okay as well, or at least that your pet hangover cure does the trick. There were a lot of downs in the ups and downs of last year, so here's to a 2018 that has more ups than Michael Jordan!

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Chocolate is on track to go extinct in 40 years.
Media: Not your grandparents' origami -- paper toys that DO.
Behold Chainsaw Proof Pants in Action.
Never kick the bull. What's that old saying about messing with the bull?
Follow-up: F-35 may see combat in 2018. TIE Fighter attack incoming?
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12. Re: Out of the Blue Jan 1, 2018, 15:07 RedEye9
 
jdreyer wrote on Jan 1, 2018, 15:05:
Mr. Tact wrote on Jan 1, 2018, 14:49:
RedEye9 wrote on Jan 1, 2018, 12:59:
Never kick the bull in today's ootb media.
Derp!

Kind of like that shovel vid from yesterday.

Seriously, what did that guy think was going to happen?
Shoulda used a shovel.
 
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11. Re: Out of the Blue Jan 1, 2018, 15:05 jdreyer
 
Mr. Tact wrote on Jan 1, 2018, 14:49:
RedEye9 wrote on Jan 1, 2018, 12:59:
Never kick the bull in today's ootb media.
Derp!

Kind of like that shovel vid from yesterday.

Seriously, what did that guy think was going to happen?
 
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The only thing that flat-earthers have to fear is sphere itself.
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10. Re: Out of the Blue Jan 1, 2018, 15:03 jdreyer
 
F-35 may see combat in 2018. TIE Fighter attack incoming?

Less TIE fighter, and more likely a Formic invasion. Which also possibly explains this:
Why aliens are not contacting us if they know about humans? Explains astonishing 'Zoo Theory'.
Invasion coming any day now...

Which reminds me, I gotta find a good F-35 mod for ArmA 3.
 
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9. Re: Out of the Blue Jan 1, 2018, 14:58 jdreyer
 
Here's wishin' all you Bluesers a happy, scrappy New Year!

Party2
 
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8. Re: Out of the Blue Jan 1, 2018, 14:49 Mr. Tact
 
RedEye9 wrote on Jan 1, 2018, 12:59:
Never kick the bull in today's ootb media.
Derp!
afka Rossini wrote on Jan 1, 2018, 14:20:
Congratulations to Mr. Tact on his runaway victory in the NFL straight pick'em pool.
Thanks. I don't know about "runaway" but a win is a win.
 
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7. Re: Out of the Blue Jan 1, 2018, 14:20 afka Rossini
 
Congratulations to Mr. Tact on his runaway victory in the NFL straight pick'em pool.  
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6. Re: Out of the Blue Jan 1, 2018, 14:19 afka Rossini
 
RedEye9 wrote on Jan 1, 2018, 12:59:
Mr. Tact wrote on Jan 1, 2018, 12:52:
RedEye9 wrote on Jan 1, 2018, 11:09:
The first alien contact was with the guy who kicked the bull. They won't be back until the earth develops intelligent life.
Kicked the bull? Don't understand the reference -- a brief Google search was not helpful..
Never kick the bull in today's ootb media.

With idiots like that, it's no wonder aliens haven't contacted us.
 
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5. Re: Out of the Blue Jan 1, 2018, 12:59 RedEye9
 
Mr. Tact wrote on Jan 1, 2018, 12:52:
RedEye9 wrote on Jan 1, 2018, 11:09:
The first alien contact was with the guy who kicked the bull. They won't be back until the earth develops intelligent life.
Kicked the bull? Don't understand the reference -- a brief Google search was not helpful..
Never kick the bull in today's ootb media.
 
Avatar 58135
 
Nullity's Law
There's an easy and fool-proof way to tell if anything related conservative/right-wing/Republican politics is true or not. If anyone calls it "fake news", you can be sure it's the solid truth.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report
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4. Re: Out of the Blue Jan 1, 2018, 12:52 Mr. Tact
 
RedEye9 wrote on Jan 1, 2018, 11:09:
The first alien contact was with the guy who kicked the bull. They won't be back until the earth develops intelligent life.
Kicked the bull? Don't understand the reference -- a brief Google search was not helpful..
 
Truth is brutal. Prepare for pain.
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3. Re: Out of the Blue Jan 1, 2018, 12:26 RedEye9
 
Bill Borre wrote on Jan 1, 2018, 11:49:
If we don't set a new body count record in the next mass shooting I suppose this year will be a better one than the last by default.
The total killed during all shootings, mass or otherwise, should be taken into account.
http://www.gunviolencearchive.org/
Count up clock showing time since last mass shooting.
 
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2. Re: Out of the Blue Jan 1, 2018, 11:49 Bill Borre
 
If we don't set a new body count record in the next mass shooting I suppose this year will be a better one than the last by default.  
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1. Re: Out of the Blue Jan 1, 2018, 11:09 RedEye9
 

The first alien contact was with the guy who kicked the bull. They won't be back until the earth develops intelligent life.
 
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There's an easy and fool-proof way to tell if anything related conservative/right-wing/Republican politics is true or not. If anyone calls it "fake news", you can be sure it's the solid truth.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report
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