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6. Re: Evening Mobilization Dec 29, 2017, 01:12 A51Abductee
 
Classic! Guy sadly checked out so young but his one-liners are unforgettable.  
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5. Re: Evening Mobilization Dec 29, 2017, 00:08 Cutter
 
A51Abductee wrote on Dec 28, 2017, 22:36:
jdreyer wrote on Dec 28, 2017, 21:13:
Shorter Creston: "Not even the courtesy of a reach around!"


RIP Billy "Wicked" Wilson

I miss the hell out of Billy. We used to hang online all the time. Him and Sweet Dick Willy. My fave line of his was always, 'I may not be able to hit the bottom of a can of tuna but I can damn well bang the hell out of the sides.'
 
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“I have written the only diet book that I believe needs to exist, and here it is: CHAPTER ONE: Eat a bit less. CHAPTER TWO: Move about a bit more. THE END.” - Miranda Hart
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4. Re: Evening Mobilization Dec 28, 2017, 22:36 A51Abductee
 
jdreyer wrote on Dec 28, 2017, 21:13:
Shorter Creston: "Not even the courtesy of a reach around!"


RIP Billy "Wicked" Wilson
 
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3. Re: Evening Mobilization Dec 28, 2017, 21:13 jdreyer
 
Shorter Creston: "Not even the courtesy of a reach around!"

 
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Stay a while, and listen.
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2. Re: Evening Mobilization Dec 28, 2017, 20:44 Creston
 
I can safely guarantee that their tech support sales guys will still not mention this option to anyone bringing their phone in because it's running like crap.

It'll still be the "You can upgrade to an 8 for just 800 bucks!" bullshit.


First and foremost, we have never—and would never—do anything to intentionally shorten the life of any Apple product, or degrade the user experience to drive customer upgrades."

Fuck you, you lying pieces of shit. 5 fucking MINUTES inside an Apple store puts the fucking lie to this statement.
 
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1. Re: Evening Mobilization Dec 28, 2017, 19:27 RedEye9
 
Smart pr move on Apples part.  
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https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report
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