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11. Re: Morning Safety Dance Dec 22, 2017, 20:58 Burrito of Peace
Fuck Amber alerts while we're at it, too. I turn those off as well. I know, here's a really fucking solid plan:

1. Blare some skullfucking, ear piercing alarm at all hours of the day and night even when you have the audio disabled.
2. Give the shittiest description known to man. Case in point "Brown Nissan. Plate OU812AZBA". Right, because when I am driving at 80 on the highway, I have time or the inclination to check every fucking plate of a brown Nissan at speed.

I don't care if its the goddamned Childlike Empress being kidnapped, there's zero cause to blare my fucking phone at 3am on a Wednesday because some kid 150 miles away may or may not be actually missing.
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  1. Dec 20, 17:22 "Blue Alerts," indicating danger to law enforcement in your area. Burrito of Peace
  2. Dec 20, 22:21  Re: NKD
  3. Dec 21, 01:00   Re: Retired
  4. Dec 21, 02:51    Re: NKD
  5. Dec 21, 04:10     Re: Retired
  7. Dec 21, 07:24    Re: Beamer
  8. Dec 21, 07:52     Re: RedEye9
  9. Dec 21, 11:52      Re: NKD
  6. Dec 21, 07:21 Re: Morning Safety Dance RedEye9
  10. Dec 21, 16:54 Re: Morning Safety Dance Creston
>> 11. Dec 22, 20:58  Re: Morning Safety Dance Burrito of Peace


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