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5. Re: Into the Black Dec 14, 2017, 01:29 1badmf
 
jdreyer wrote on Dec 13, 2017, 23:41:
The Half Elf wrote on Dec 13, 2017, 20:55:
RedEye9 wrote on Dec 13, 2017, 19:56:
After Batman V Superman and Suicide Squad how the fudge was Zack given another superhero movie to mangle.

I hear EA is hiring.

SS wasn't bad, but JLA was like getting a handjob by someone with sandpaper hands and never even gets you fully erect, then just ups and walks out of the room after showing you an hour of bad CGI.

My daughter, ostensibly the target audience and huge fan of Jason Momoa, said it was horrible.

it was a shallow mess. if you want good justice league, watch the ealry 2000s cartoon.
 
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4. Re: Into the Black Dec 13, 2017, 23:41 jdreyer
 
The Half Elf wrote on Dec 13, 2017, 20:55:
RedEye9 wrote on Dec 13, 2017, 19:56:
After Batman V Superman and Suicide Squad how the fudge was Zack given another superhero movie to mangle.

I hear EA is hiring.

SS wasn't bad, but JLA was like getting a handjob by someone with sandpaper hands and never even gets you fully erect, then just ups and walks out of the room after showing you an hour of bad CGI.

My daughter, ostensibly the target audience and huge fan of Jason Momoa, said it was horrible.
 
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3. Re: Into the Black Dec 13, 2017, 21:31 opie
 
BvS... reminded me of transformers.
WW.... reminded me of Capt America.
SS.... GREAT music, shit movie.
JL.... was an Avengers ripoff.

I mean I am not exactly asking for originality out of Hollywood (never happens), but common...

ps. yes, I am too lazy to type full names of the movies.
 
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2. Re: Into the Black Dec 13, 2017, 20:55 The Half Elf
 
RedEye9 wrote on Dec 13, 2017, 19:56:
After Batman V Superman and Suicide Squad how the fudge was Zack given another superhero movie to mangle.

I hear EA is hiring.

SS wasn't bad, but JLA was like getting a handjob by someone with sandpaper hands and never even gets you fully erect, then just ups and walks out of the room after showing you an hour of bad CGI.
 
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1. Re: Into the Black Dec 13, 2017, 19:56 RedEye9
 

After Batman V Superman and Suicide Squad how the fudge was Zack given another superhero movie to mangle.

I hear EA is hiring.
 
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