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11. Re: Evening Metaverse Dec 1, 2017, 22:23 NewMaxx
jacobvandy wrote on Dec 1, 2017, 21:45:
At first I thought it must have been malicious, 'cause if you're shitting *on* someone's driveway, that's a deliberate "fuck you!" However, the surveillance video shows her hiding behind the van's door while dropping it on the edge of the street, almost in the gutter, not the driveway...

My friend and I were once driving down the highway when he got a severe case of diarrhea. As in pull off to the side of the road with the door held open and a sprint kind of severe. There did happen to be a convenience store there. He didn't have time to look for a bathroom so just went into the first door he found, which was apparently the janitor's closet which had been left unlocked. However, he was unable to turn on the lights for reasons unclear, so he simply turned around and dropped his pants and proceeded to go all over the room. Then we left.

While I'm glad that wasn't caught on camera, I've always been curious about the reaction of the janitor when he came back and flipped on the lights.
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