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20. Re: Evening Legal Briefs Nov 8, 2017, 13:34 Dacron
 
SirKnight wrote on Nov 7, 2017, 21:24:

You've proven time and time again in the past how much of a complete nut job and grade A dumbass you are, but this comment takes the cake. Especially the part about God (capital G!). If you are that deceived and in that much delusion, you are definitely on a seriously horrific path. All things happen according to His plan. It is not our job to be expected to understand it. We don't know everything and the future like He does. He never does anything evil, that is Satan's doing. And it is Satan deceiving you and many others so they will turn away from God, especially in situations like this. Human understanding and logic is weak. Faith in Him is what will save you no matter what happens. Living by the ways of the world will destroy you. Who has ears to hear, let him hear.

Whoa whoa... settle down kxmo.... I mean what?!
 
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19. Re: Evening Legal Briefs Nov 8, 2017, 13:23 RedEye9
 
SirKnight wrote on Nov 7, 2017, 21:24:
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18. Re: Evening Legal Briefs Nov 8, 2017, 11:42 KS
 
Vio wrote on Nov 8, 2017, 07:07:
If they get in it just proves the device/software is insecure and people need to move to a new platform.

The FBI has access to the ultimate technology: shaving the chips and scanning for the bit settings. Oh it costs a ton of money...which they have in these billion dollar buildings.

It may take a few days but they can do it.

They just want faster access. But to do that opens the door to China and Russia using the exact same backdoors, but to oppress billions.

No thanks. I am not willing to trade the potential freedom of so many worldwide for solving a few crimes here.
 
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17. Re: Evening Legal Briefs Nov 8, 2017, 07:26 Beamer
 
Cutter wrote on Nov 7, 2017, 23:40:
Paranoid Jack wrote on Nov 7, 2017, 22:09:
Boy that escalated quickly....

And you would expect something from different from rabid religious right-wing morons? You'd think people can't possibly be that stupid or brainwashed but they really are. And there are BILLIONS of them on this planet. Fucking scary, isn't it?

Yeah, they're brainwashed right wing morons! Also, the NFL is full of thugs and Apple is evil for not hiring 100% Canadians!

No, wait, those last two rabid right wing moronic beliefs, every bit as much as his, came from you.
 
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16. Re: Evening Legal Briefs Nov 8, 2017, 07:07 Vio
 
If they get in it just proves the device/software is insecure and people need to move to a new platform.  
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15. Re: Evening Legal Briefs Nov 8, 2017, 01:53 theglaze
 
Trolls be trollin!  
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14. Re: Evening Legal Briefs Nov 8, 2017, 01:00 jdreyer
 
NKD wrote on Nov 7, 2017, 22:01:
SirKnight wrote on Nov 7, 2017, 21:24:
All things happen according to His plan. It is not our job to be expected to understand it. We don't know everything and the future like He does. He never does anything evil, that is Satan's doing..

Jesus H.W. Christ not another one of you guys...

Which is it? Everything is his plan, including all the evil in the world, or nothing he does is evil? Is he all powerful, or is Satan in charge? You call Cutter a complete nut job, which to be fair, he is, but you don't have much room to talk.

If the Christian god exists, he's a son of a bitch not worthy of being worshipped by the lowliest of sinners.

Huh, I couldn't tell if that was real or sarcasm.
 
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13. Re: Evening Legal Briefs Nov 8, 2017, 00:56 jdreyer
 
Paranoid Jack wrote on Nov 7, 2017, 22:09:
Boy that escalated quickly....

Nah, we're 13 comments in and we haven't had a whiff of Godwin's Law.
 
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12. Re: Evening Legal Briefs Nov 8, 2017, 00:54 NKD
 
Slick wrote on Nov 8, 2017, 00:42:
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Hahahaha I loved that part.
 
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11. Re: Evening Legal Briefs Nov 8, 2017, 00:42 Slick
 
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10. Re: Evening Legal Briefs Nov 8, 2017, 00:41 Slick
 
I think Cutter is the smartest person posting in this thread.

The end must be nigh... REPENT SINNERS!

I mean, I could go on for ages picking apart that ludicrous post by Christian McJesusey... but I think my time would be better spent just watching a HitchSlap compilation to ease the shakes.

 
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9. Re: Evening Legal Briefs Nov 7, 2017, 23:40 Cutter
 
Paranoid Jack wrote on Nov 7, 2017, 22:09:
Boy that escalated quickly....

And you would expect something from different from rabid religious right-wing morons? You'd think people can't possibly be that stupid or brainwashed but they really are. And there are BILLIONS of them on this planet. Fucking scary, isn't it?
 
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8. Re: Evening Legal Briefs Nov 7, 2017, 22:24 NKD
 
Paranoid Jack wrote on Nov 7, 2017, 22:09:
Boy that escalated quickly....

I'd say it peaked when God failed to save those 26 worshippers.
 
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7. Re: Evening Legal Briefs Nov 7, 2017, 22:23 HorrorScope
 
SirKnight wrote on Nov 7, 2017, 21:24:
You've proven time and time again in the past how much of a complete nut job and grade A dumbass you are, but this comment takes the cake. Especially the part about God (capital G!). If you are that deceived and in that much delusion, you are definitely on a seriously horrific path. All things happen according to His plan. It is not our job to be expected to understand it. We don't know everything and the future like He does. He never does anything evil, that is Satan's doing. And it is Satan deceiving you and many others so they will turn away from God, especially in situations like this. Human understanding and logic is weak. Faith in Him is what will save you no matter what happens. Living by the ways of the world will destroy you. Who has ears to hear, let him hear.

I was praying (pun) that this would end in /s.
 
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6. Re: Evening Legal Briefs Nov 7, 2017, 22:09 Paranoid Jack
 
Boy that escalated quickly....  
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5. Re: Evening Legal Briefs Nov 7, 2017, 22:01 NKD
 
SirKnight wrote on Nov 7, 2017, 21:24:
All things happen according to His plan. It is not our job to be expected to understand it. We don't know everything and the future like He does. He never does anything evil, that is Satan's doing..

Jesus H.W. Christ not another one of you guys...

Which is it? Everything is his plan, including all the evil in the world, or nothing he does is evil? Is he all powerful, or is Satan in charge? You call Cutter a complete nut job, which to be fair, he is, but you don't have much room to talk.

If the Christian god exists, he's a son of a bitch not worthy of being worshipped by the lowliest of sinners.
 
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4. Re: Evening Legal Briefs Nov 7, 2017, 21:24 SirKnight
 
Cutter wrote on Nov 7, 2017, 20:50:
Ahh so the problem is his phone's encryption. Not lax gun laws or a convicted violent loony being able to get said guns legally. Or maybe the real problem is that he was a "militant atheist", right? Yes, that's obviously the problem. But hey according to the people who say that's the problem, those are the same people say that everything unfolds according to god's plan. So then none of this matters because god is a dick and shit's going to happen no matter what. Ahh, man is it ever sweet abdicating personal responsibility.

You've proven time and time again in the past how much of a complete nut job and grade A dumbass you are, but this comment takes the cake. Especially the part about God (capital G!). If you are that deceived and in that much delusion, you are definitely on a seriously horrific path. All things happen according to His plan. It is not our job to be expected to understand it. We don't know everything and the future like He does. He never does anything evil, that is Satan's doing. And it is Satan deceiving you and many others so they will turn away from God, especially in situations like this. Human understanding and logic is weak. Faith in Him is what will save you no matter what happens. Living by the ways of the world will destroy you. Who has ears to hear, let him hear.
 
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3. Re: Evening Legal Briefs Nov 7, 2017, 21:02 RedEye9
 

They will have the phones data before the "time since the last mass shooting" clock get's reset.
 
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2. Re: Evening Legal Briefs Nov 7, 2017, 20:50 Cutter
 
Ahh so the problem is his phone's encryption. Not lax gun laws or a convicted violent loony being able to get said guns legally. Or maybe the real problem is that he was a "militant atheist", right? Yes, that's obviously the problem. But hey according to the people who say that's the problem, those are the same people say that everything unfolds according to god's plan. So then none of this matters because god is a dick and shit's going to happen no matter what. Ahh, man is it ever sweet abdicating personal responsibility.
 
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1. Re: Evening Legal Briefs Nov 7, 2017, 19:56 NKD
 
Well they've got all the time in the world since the fucker is dead.  
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