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9. Re: Morning Metaverse Sep 13, 2017, 10:24 RedEye9
 
Jivaro wrote on Sep 12, 2017, 21:12:
One has to wonder if the porn industry's reputation will ever recover from being connected to Cruz.
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8. Re: Morning Metaverse Sep 12, 2017, 21:12 Jivaro
 
One has to wonder if the porn industry's reputation will ever recover from being connected to Cruz.  
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7. Re: Morning Metaverse Sep 12, 2017, 18:29 jdreyer
 
Creston wrote on Sep 12, 2017, 14:13:
SlimRam wrote on Sep 12, 2017, 13:02:
Hey hey hey! Let's not get too bent out of shape about this! Usually, conservatives are Christians and I imagine God's name was mentioned a few times in the clip:

"Oh God, oh God, OOOOOOOOHH GOD!!!"

Taking a girl to heaven and back seems like the right thing to do.

Or in Ted's case, watching a clip of someone doing so.
 
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6. Re: Morning Metaverse Sep 12, 2017, 18:27 jdreyer
 
RedEye9 wrote on Sep 12, 2017, 13:54:
SlimRam wrote on Sep 12, 2017, 13:02:
Hey hey hey! Let's not get too bent out of shape about this! Usually, conservatives are Christians and I imagine God's name was mentioned a few times in the clip:

"Oh God, oh God, OOOOOOOOHH GOD!!!"
The 4 types of female orgasm.
1. The religious type where the woman yells out
"Oh God, oh God, OOOOOOOOHH GOD!!!"
2. The positive type where the woman screams
"yes, Yes, Oh Yes, YESSSSS"
3. The negative orgasm
"no, oh no, No, OH NOOoo!"

4. And last but not least, The Fake orgasm
" Ted, oh Ted "
I should know better than to read your post while eating. Nearly spit food all over my work desk.
 
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5. Re: Morning Metaverse Sep 12, 2017, 14:59 NegaDeath
 
You don't want to know the kind of porn the zodiac killer is in to.  
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4. Re: Morning Metaverse Sep 12, 2017, 14:13 Creston
 
SlimRam wrote on Sep 12, 2017, 13:02:
Hey hey hey! Let's not get too bent out of shape about this! Usually, conservatives are Christians and I imagine God's name was mentioned a few times in the clip:

"Oh God, oh God, OOOOOOOOHH GOD!!!"

Taking a girl to heaven and back seems like the right thing to do.
 
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3. Re: Morning Metaverse Sep 12, 2017, 13:54 RedEye9
 
SlimRam wrote on Sep 12, 2017, 13:02:
Hey hey hey! Let's not get too bent out of shape about this! Usually, conservatives are Christians and I imagine God's name was mentioned a few times in the clip:

"Oh God, oh God, OOOOOOOOHH GOD!!!"
The 4 types of female orgasm.
1. The religious type where the woman yells out
"Oh God, oh God, OOOOOOOOHH GOD!!!"
2. The positive type where the woman screams
"yes, Yes, Oh Yes, YESSSSS"
3. The negative orgasm
"no, oh no, No, OH NOOoo!"

4. And last but not least, The Fake orgasm
" Ted, oh Ted "
 
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2. Re: Morning Metaverse Sep 12, 2017, 13:05 jdreyer
 
SlimRam wrote on Sep 12, 2017, 13:02:
Hey hey hey! Let's not get too bent out of shape about this! Usually, conservatives are Christians and I imagine God's name was mentioned a few times in the clip:

"Oh God, oh God, OOOOOOOOHH GOD!!!"

I'm sure he mentioned the Almighty's name. Cruz is the son of a preacher after all.
 
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1. Re: Morning Metaverse Sep 12, 2017, 13:02 SlimRam
 
Hey hey hey! Let's not get too bent out of shape about this! Usually, conservatives are Christians and I imagine God's name was mentioned a few times in the clip:

"Oh God, oh God, OOOOOOOOHH GOD!!!"
 
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