I wish the media would shut the fucking fuck up about the goddamned Oscars bullshit already. Christ, it was front page news. Who gives a shit, really? You think it was a major fucking terrorist attack or something the way they're carrying on about how awful the whole thing was. Fuck those overpaid egomanical pricks. Christ, how many awards shows do they have for them now? Like one every other week?
Morty: You sold a gun to a murderer so you could play video games?
Rick: Yeah, sure, I mean, if you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad, Morty.