Out of the Blue

It's pretty crazy outside right now, as we're in the middle of a blizzard. Old man winter has been acting like an old man lately, but today he definitely took his Geritol (is that still a thing?), as his energy level is off the charts. I'm always bad at estimating these things, but we have at least a few inches of snow already, and the forecast doesn't call for it to stop falling for another couple of hours. Oh well, as I say, the season has been fairly mild so far, so I don't have much cause to complain, but that's not going to be much consolation when I start shoveling later.

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Re: Out of the Blue
Feb 10, 2017, 17:05
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Agent-Zero wrote on Feb 10, 2017, 12:03:
Cthulhu

Oh, noes! Agent-Zero used the dreaded Cthulhu emoji. You're in for it now RedEye! Wacko
"...and in stonks, Fizzy Squeezy Stocklebocks leaped over Droopy Whoopy Bondfluffs, hitting 300-gigglebits to their 150-snorebucks. Meanwhile, in Whimsyland's market, the pancakes reached parity with pogo sticks."
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RedEye9 wrote on Feb 9, 2017, 22:11:
Agent-Zero wrote on Feb 9, 2017, 22:03:
awww Trump, your tears are delicious. cry some more!
Rotfl
Those tears will poison you like a russian activist, be careful.

go be a chickenshit on your own time

i thrive on poison

these little dumbfucks with the "yay! im so happy to feed on misery! yay!"... yeh dont worry, we will teach them how feeding on misery really works in practice

Cthulhu
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Cutter wrote on Feb 9, 2017, 14:18:
Sounds like that fella should be suing some doctors. How in the fucking fuck do you go see a physician who just dismisses something like that out of hand without even investigating it. That's wholly negligent.


In the doctor's defense, the man was obviously also quite fat. Obese even. In addition to the tumor.

Also, is it just me, or did that tumor not remind anyone of this famous Southpark Episode?
If Russia stops fighting, the war ends. If Ukraine stops fighting, Ukraine ends. Slava Ukraini!
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Re: On Sale
Feb 9, 2017, 23:18
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Feb 9, 2017, 23:18
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Rigs wrote on Feb 9, 2017, 16:05:
Kxmode wrote on Feb 9, 2017, 15:48:
Creston wrote on Feb 9, 2017, 12:12:
That is effing INSANE!!

It IS a tumah!

I accept your challenge and raise you...a cookie!

How can I raise a cookie if you keep telling me to put it down?!
"...and in stonks, Fizzy Squeezy Stocklebocks leaped over Droopy Whoopy Bondfluffs, hitting 300-gigglebits to their 150-snorebucks. Meanwhile, in Whimsyland's market, the pancakes reached parity with pogo sticks."
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Re: On Sale
Feb 9, 2017, 23:14
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Feb 9, 2017, 23:14
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jdreyer wrote on Feb 9, 2017, 21:28:
bigspender wrote on Feb 9, 2017, 18:23:
Where I live, when patients are too big to fit in the hospital CT machine, they actually send them to the local zoo, because they have a CT scanner big enough for zoo animals.

"Your turn is next, right after the rhino is finished, sir."

How embarrassing :S

They wouldn't be that big if they switched over to Ornish.

Just think how much weight they would lose if they shun fancy things that use electricity. They could begin milking cows at 4:30 in the morning. Feed the chickens and plow. Hitch up the buggy! Churn lots of butter! Raise a barn on Monday! Indeed, an Amish Paradise workout! Wacko
"...and in stonks, Fizzy Squeezy Stocklebocks leaped over Droopy Whoopy Bondfluffs, hitting 300-gigglebits to their 150-snorebucks. Meanwhile, in Whimsyland's market, the pancakes reached parity with pogo sticks."
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Feb 9, 2017, 22:11
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BobBob wrote on Feb 9, 2017, 19:32:
San Francisco!!! Smash
I've shipped a case of skin thickening de-oranger to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave and used Amazons Recurring Delivery.

Agent-Zero wrote on Feb 9, 2017, 22:03:
awww Trump, your tears are delicious. cry some more!
Rotfl
Those tears will poison you like a russian activist, be careful.
"I expect death to be nothingness and by removing from me all possible fears of death, I am thankful to atheism." Isaac Asimov
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Feb 9, 2017, 22:03
 
My daughter Ivanka has been treated so unfairly by @Nordstrom. She is a great person -- always pushing me to do the right thing! Terrible!

awww Trump, your tears are delicious. cry some more!

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Feb 9, 2017, 21:28
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Feb 9, 2017, 21:28
 
bigspender wrote on Feb 9, 2017, 18:23:
Where I live, when patients are too big to fit in the hospital CT machine, they actually send them to the local zoo, because they have a CT scanner big enough for zoo animals.

"Your turn is next, right after the rhino is finished, sir."

How embarrassing :S

They wouldn't be that big if they switched over to Ornish.
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San Francisco!!! Smash
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Re: On Sale
Feb 9, 2017, 19:23
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Feb 9, 2017, 19:23
 Kxmode
 
bigspender wrote on Feb 9, 2017, 18:23:
Where I live, when patients are too big to fit in the hospital CT machine, they actually send them to the local zoo, because they have a CT scanner big enough for zoo animals.

"Your turn is next, right after the rhino is finished, sir."

How embarrassing :S

It's only embarrassing if zoo attendees start taking photos. Absolutely Harambe!
"...and in stonks, Fizzy Squeezy Stocklebocks leaped over Droopy Whoopy Bondfluffs, hitting 300-gigglebits to their 150-snorebucks. Meanwhile, in Whimsyland's market, the pancakes reached parity with pogo sticks."
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Feb 9, 2017, 18:23
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Feb 9, 2017, 18:23
 
Where I live, when patients are too big to fit in the hospital CT machine, they actually send them to the local zoo, because they have a CT scanner big enough for zoo animals.

"Your turn is next, right after the rhino is finished, sir."

How embarrassing :S
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Feb 9, 2017, 18:06
 
Here it's in the lower 70s, and partially cloudy.
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Re: On Sale
Feb 9, 2017, 16:05
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Kxmode wrote on Feb 9, 2017, 15:48:
Creston wrote on Feb 9, 2017, 12:12:
That is effing INSANE!!

It IS a tumah!

I accept your challenge and raise you...a cookie!

=-Rigs-=
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Re: On Sale
Feb 9, 2017, 15:48
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Creston wrote on Feb 9, 2017, 12:12:
That is effing INSANE!!

It IS a tumah!
"...and in stonks, Fizzy Squeezy Stocklebocks leaped over Droopy Whoopy Bondfluffs, hitting 300-gigglebits to their 150-snorebucks. Meanwhile, in Whimsyland's market, the pancakes reached parity with pogo sticks."
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Feb 9, 2017, 15:44
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jdreyer wrote on Feb 9, 2017, 14:52:
It's pretty crazy outside right now, as we're in the middle of a blizzard.

Global warming is a hoax!

It is a hoax and the research grants free money is gonna dry up quick. Highfive
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Don't you know? Global warming will cause the next ice age, haven't you seen The Day After Tomorrow ?

PS. I'm not denying global warming, just poking fun at the film, even if the underlying idea might have some amount of merit -- although I'd have no idea how much merit that would be
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It's pretty crazy outside right now, as we're in the middle of a blizzard.

Global warming is a hoax!
If Russia stops fighting, the war ends. If Ukraine stops fighting, Ukraine ends. Slava Ukraini!
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Bill Borre wrote on Feb 9, 2017, 10:06:
lol. "No wonder I can't lose this weight!"

Gives a whole new meaning to "I'm not fat! I'm just big boned!"
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Sounds like that fella should be suing some doctors. How in the fucking fuck do you go see a physician who just dismisses something like that out of hand without even investigating it. That's wholly negligent.

I just acquired my first new family doctor after a 4 year search since my old one retired and this guy is awesome. Right from the get-go he's ordered a complete level one diagnostic on me. I've been for top to bottom X-rays, ultrasound, blood cultures, etc. and going for an MRI and to a cardiologist next just to see how everything is running under the hood. Oh yeah, time for a colonoscopy too. Sitting on the can for three hours that's always fun, haha!
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