Out of the Blue

So there was that story a couple of weeks ago warning to watch out for cold calls asking "can you hear me." There was a follow up a couple of days later saying this is "unproven," though they granted the potential for a hypothetical crime here. So all of two days after that my phone rings, and when I answered, the guy on the other line said, "hey this is Bill from customer service... can you hear me?" So yeah, I hung up.

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Story: She felt a ‘crawling sensation.’ Doctors found a live cockroach in her skull.
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Re: Out of the Blue
Feb 10, 2017, 20:57
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Feb 10, 2017, 20:57
 Kxmode
 
BobBob wrote on Feb 10, 2017, 19:50:
And don't forget.

Never!
"...and in stonks, Fizzy Squeezy Stocklebocks leaped over Droopy Whoopy Bondfluffs, hitting 300-gigglebits to their 150-snorebucks. Meanwhile, in Whimsyland's market, the pancakes reached parity with pogo sticks."
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Kxmode wrote on Feb 10, 2017, 19:47:
BobBob wrote on Feb 9, 2017, 15:35:
"Ah, still alive! This is very good. She'll be an obedient slave to Master, Khan."

Still. Old. Friend! You've managed to kill just about everyone else, but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target.

And don't forget.
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Re: Out of the Blue
Feb 10, 2017, 19:47
Kxmode
 
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Feb 10, 2017, 19:47
 Kxmode
 
BobBob wrote on Feb 9, 2017, 15:35:
"Ah, still alive! This is very good. She'll be an obedient slave to Master, Khan."

Still. Old. Friend! You've managed to kill just about everyone else, but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target.
"...and in stonks, Fizzy Squeezy Stocklebocks leaped over Droopy Whoopy Bondfluffs, hitting 300-gigglebits to their 150-snorebucks. Meanwhile, in Whimsyland's market, the pancakes reached parity with pogo sticks."
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Feb 9, 2017, 15:35
 
shul wrote on Feb 9, 2017, 02:56:
can someone read the cockroach story and tell me its not true. pleasssse

She can hear a crunching and snapping inside her head. The creature is gnawing at her sinuses. She can feel a liquid oozing out of the cavities, and then blood drips out of her nose and stains her shirt. It makes her feel dizzy and nauseous. In a state of panic, she wipes the shirt with her hands, but it only smears and spreads the stain, as more blood comes pouring out of her nose.

She hallucinates and sees flashes of things that she's never before witnessed, and she has thoughts that are not her own. Telling her what to think, to be submissive, and to obey. Or she will suffer an excruciating pain. She cannot fight it, but she screams aloud in objection and agony.

As she's driven to madness, the creature eats into her brain, devouring the gray matter. Her consciousness fades, and the world spins around her. She can no longer coordinate her own body, then collapses on the floor. Curled into a fetal position, and weeping into her blood-stained hands, she tries to pray, but the words are jumbled and meaningless.

Suddenly, she hears an extremely loud POP and blacks out.

A sinister-doctor pockets his forceps and checks her pulse.

"Ah, still alive! This is very good. She'll be an obedient slave to Master, Khan."



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Re: Out of the Blue
Feb 9, 2017, 13:25
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Feb 9, 2017, 13:25
 
Our Newburgh phone line received a phone call the other day. We were not there to pick up, but the caller ID email said it was from the correctional facility in Goshen. About 30 minutes later our phone provider called with instructions to unlock voice calls from correctional facilities. I guess it's a common scam.
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Re: Out of the Blue
Feb 9, 2017, 08:19
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shul wrote on Feb 9, 2017, 02:56:
can someone read the cockroach story and tell me its not true. pleasssse
This particular beastie went in the ladies nostril. When they pulled it out it was still kicking and quite feisty.
Moral of the story, NEVER SLEEP.

TLDR All stories on the internet and your facebook feed are true.
"I expect death to be nothingness and by removing from me all possible fears of death, I am thankful to atheism." Isaac Asimov
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Re: On Sale
Feb 9, 2017, 05:05
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I couldnt stop from reading it... trying VERY hard to forget...there is a video but couldnt watch it.
.. end remark for the second case (first in india second in washington) "consider sleeping with your hat on"
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Re: On Sale
Feb 9, 2017, 04:24
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Feb 9, 2017, 04:24
 Kxmode
 
shul wrote on Feb 9, 2017, 02:56:
can someone read the cockroach story and tell me its not true. pleasssse

It's true. Couldn't make it past the third paragraph. Totally gross. Forget the video!
"...and in stonks, Fizzy Squeezy Stocklebocks leaped over Droopy Whoopy Bondfluffs, hitting 300-gigglebits to their 150-snorebucks. Meanwhile, in Whimsyland's market, the pancakes reached parity with pogo sticks."
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Feb 9, 2017, 02:56
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Feb 9, 2017, 02:56
 
can someone read the cockroach story and tell me its not true. pleasssse
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Feb 8, 2017, 22:19
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Feb 8, 2017, 22:19
 
RedEye9 wrote on Feb 8, 2017, 20:41:
Nucas wrote on Feb 8, 2017, 19:10:
its honestly hard to care about anything.
I understand, gotta pick your battles. Just don't let them wear you down lest you suffer from Resistance Fatigue.

It's a good point. It's actually part of their plan that this happens.
If Russia stops fighting, the war ends. If Ukraine stops fighting, Ukraine ends. Slava Ukraini!
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Feb 8, 2017, 22:18
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Feb 8, 2017, 22:18
 
TangledThorns wrote on Feb 8, 2017, 20:49:
Jeff Sessions was confirmed by the Senate! Thank you, Senator Tim Scott! Wow. That was anticlimactic. I was expecting a filibuster and the rest of the usual theatrics. Time for some... LAW & ORDER VOTER SUPPRESSION!

Fixed.
If Russia stops fighting, the war ends. If Ukraine stops fighting, Ukraine ends. Slava Ukraini!
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Re: Out of the Blue
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Feb 8, 2017, 20:49
 
Jeff Sessions was confirmed by the Senate! Thank you, Senator Tim Scott! Wow. That was anticlimactic. I was expecting a filibuster and the rest of the usual theatrics. Time for some... LAW & ORDER!
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Re: Out of the Blue
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Feb 8, 2017, 20:41
 
Nucas wrote on Feb 8, 2017, 19:10:
its honestly hard to care about anything.
I understand, gotta pick your battles. Just don't let them wear you down lest you suffer from Resistance Fatigue.
"I expect death to be nothingness and by removing from me all possible fears of death, I am thankful to atheism." Isaac Asimov
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BobBob wrote on Feb 8, 2017, 19:23:
P.S. How do I convert them to Blues New's Amazon links?
I clicked on the amazon link from bluesnews.com homepage and searched for the item. copied that url and shrunked it.
I am assuming it kept the bluesnews attributes. Used bitly.com , the shortened bluesnews amazon url is here http://amzn.to/2koh1Tp
full length is here https://www.amazon.com/?tag=blsne09-20&camp=1&creative=4365&linkCode=ez
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RedEye9 wrote on Feb 8, 2017, 18:34:
TangledThorns wrote on Feb 8, 2017, 17:39:
Drinkers
Some lite reading, used bluesnews amazon link http://amzn.to/2lsaYOQ and http://amzn.to/2kUAYoi
Enjoy

I'll add to the list: this and this. Book

P.S. How do I convert them to Blues New's Amazon links?
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Feb 8, 2017, 19:10
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RedEye9 wrote on Feb 8, 2017, 11:09:
BobBob wrote on Feb 8, 2017, 10:58:
It's official, the environment is screwed. This is only the beginning.
I thought you meant this.

its honestly hard to care about anything.
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Re: Out of the Blue
Feb 8, 2017, 18:49
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Feb 8, 2017, 18:49
 Kxmode
 
https://www.nasa.gov/sites/default/files/thumbnails/image/newinterstellarmedium_art.jpg. Awesome!
"...and in stonks, Fizzy Squeezy Stocklebocks leaped over Droopy Whoopy Bondfluffs, hitting 300-gigglebits to their 150-snorebucks. Meanwhile, in Whimsyland's market, the pancakes reached parity with pogo sticks."
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Feb 8, 2017, 18:34
 
TangledThorns wrote on Feb 8, 2017, 17:39:
Drinkers
Some lite reading, used bluesnews amazon link http://amzn.to/2lsaYOQ and http://amzn.to/2kUAYoi
Enjoy
"I expect death to be nothingness and by removing from me all possible fears of death, I am thankful to atheism." Isaac Asimov
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Re: Morning Mobilization
Feb 8, 2017, 18:25
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Tom
 
Blue... how could you inflict country music upon us like that? I felt a crawling sensation myself.
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