I don't know why you're comparing it to a console Verno, it's clearly a portable.
The fact that Zelda is a launch title is pretty crazy, haven't seen a Nintendo console launch with a high-profile game on day one in a long time. All I can think of is "Luigi's Mansion" lol.
Younger me would be over the fucking moon with the Switch. The switching between portable and docked modes is great, but the amazing thing is the 2-player mode, where each side of the thing becomes it's own controller. I can only imagine how cool it would have been to bust that out in the break room, or recess, or anywhere... sigh. I miss having friends, excessive moving for work blows.
The Switch is awesome, just admit it. There's nothing in your complaints that is justifiable.
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