Genital Jousting Early Access

Early access to Genital Jousting is now available on Steam. This is a virtual swordfight for Windows with local and online multiplayer support. You can have a look at the sausage party in this video, and here's the poop on the pee-pees:
The men and women of independent developer Free Lives (Broforce) and their consensual publisher Devolver Digital (also Broforce) have released the sensual multiplayer party game Genital Jousting on Steam Early Access [http://store.steampowered.com/app/469820].

Genital Jousting is an online and local multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses for up to eight players at once, which are actual words in this press release. Lemme 'splain: Players control a detached penis complete with testicles and an anus in a variety of game modes, each featuring a stimulating orgy of objectives: Penetrate and be penetrated as fast as possible or compete in absurd, silly and sexually suggestive games and challenges.

Through the Early Access period Free Lives will continue to update Genital Jousting with new features, game modes, challenges, and customizable gear for your digital penis. Players are encouraged to provide feedback and game ideas to Free Lives via the community forums, social media and good old fashioned email to help shape the final game and make it everything anyone has ever wanted out of a game about detached penises.

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Porn-O-Matic wrote on Nov 18, 2016, 13:19:
Oh look. Another point in favor of total nuclear genocide...

Given you username, I would have thought you'd be more up for it and firmly supportive.

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Cutter wrote on Nov 18, 2016, 00:13:
I like big floppy penises as much as the next guy...

Why am I not surprised?
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Oh look. Another point in favor of total nuclear genocide...
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Nov 18, 2016, 08:11
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I just hope the first DLC includes lube, a few drink power-ups, and a reach around
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Smoove wrote on Nov 17, 2016, 22:30:
Oh great, another online multiplayer game that's sure to be populated with a bunch of dicks and assholes...
It's the game where all the dicks hang out
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Nov 18, 2016, 04:47
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Nov 18, 2016, 04:47
 
I tried to come up with a good cockblocking joke but it was harder than expected.
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Pure garbage, it's hard to believe people wasted time and money making such a game. Our society is so messed up.
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I liked this game better when it was called Noby Noby Boy.
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Nov 18, 2016, 02:16
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I was really hoping to hear Detachable Penis by King Missile when that clip started.

Also seriously expected sword fighting with dongs instead of just wiggling around and stuffing butts.

Disappointed.
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Nov 18, 2016, 02:15
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Nov 18, 2016, 02:15
 
One does have to wonder how this made it past Steam's censors.

Also, how soon before someone makes a mod where all the wieners are flesh colored, and all the sticky fluids are white?
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Placid wrote on Nov 18, 2016, 00:24:
Instead of lvl's you gain inches?

More likely millimeters, otherwise I'd level cap too quickly at four.

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Nov 18, 2016, 02:10
 
Hey Blue,

I think you have a spelling error in this story.
The game's name is actually "Gentle Jousting."
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Nov 18, 2016, 00:50
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Genital Jousting Local Multiplayer?

W...T...F...?!

Mwahaha
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Instead of lvl's you gain inches?
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The Half Elf wrote on Nov 17, 2016, 23:27:
O_O



Um.... Wow...


I think we just found our Snuggle Truck 2016 candidate.

Oh hells no! Snuggle Truck deserved a reward for being innovative. This is just puerile. I like big floppy penises as much as the next guy but this is...mo, just no.

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Nov 17, 2016, 23:27
 
O_O



Um.... Wow...


I think we just found our Snuggle Truck 2016 candidate.
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Nov 17, 2016, 22:30
 
Oh great, another online multiplayer game that's sure to be populated with a bunch of dicks and assholes...
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Now this shit is my kinda game. Insta-buy!!!!
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I check the site everyday but I haven't posted in probably 10 years. I am doing that now to say WTF.
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