Genital Jousting Early Access [Nov 17, 2016, 8:44 pm ET] – Share – Viewing Comments
Early access to Genital Jousting is now available
on Steam. This is a
virtual swordfight for Windows with local and online multiplayer support. You
can have a look at the sausage party in
this video, and here's
the poop on the pee-pees:
The men and women of independent developer Free Lives (Broforce) and their consensual publisher Devolver Digital (also Broforce) have released the sensual multiplayer party game Genital Jousting on Steam Early Access [http://store.steampowered.com/app/469820].
Genital Jousting is an online and local multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses for up to eight players at once, which are actual words in this press release. Lemme 'splain: Players control a detached penis complete with testicles and an anus in a variety of game modes, each featuring a stimulating orgy of objectives: Penetrate and be penetrated as fast as possible or compete in absurd, silly and sexually suggestive games and challenges.
Through the Early Access period Free Lives will continue to update Genital Jousting with new features, game modes, challenges, and customizable gear for your digital penis. Players are encouraged to provide feedback and game ideas to Free Lives via the community forums, social media and good old fashioned email to help shape the final game and make it everything anyone has ever wanted out of a game about detached penises.
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Porn-O-Matic wrote on Nov 18, 2016, 13:19:
Oh look. Another point in favor of total nuclear genocide...
Given you username, I would have thought you'd be more up for it and firmly supportive.
"Even after you've had the COVID-19 vaccine, you still need to wash hands, watch distance and wear a mask because you can still transmit the virus even though you're not going to get sick." - NIH Director Dr. Francis Collins
Cutter wrote on Nov 18, 2016, 00:13:
I like big floppy penises as much as the next guy...
Why am I not surprised?
Oh look. Another point in favor of total nuclear genocide...
I just hope the first DLC includes lube, a few drink power-ups, and a reach around 
Smoove wrote on Nov 17, 2016, 22:30:It's the game where all the dicks hang out
Oh great, another online multiplayer game that's sure to be populated with a bunch of dicks and assholes...
Steam: SpectralMeat
I tried to come up with a good cockblocking joke but it was harder than expected.
Pure garbage, it's hard to believe people wasted time and money making such a game. Our society is so messed up.
I liked this game better when it was called Noby Noby Boy.
I was really hoping to hear Detachable Penis by King Missile when that clip started.
Also seriously expected sword fighting with dongs instead of just wiggling around and stuffing butts.
Disappointed.
Also seriously expected sword fighting with dongs instead of just wiggling around and stuffing butts.
Disappointed.
One does have to wonder how this made it past Steam's censors.
Also, how soon before someone makes a mod where all the wieners are flesh colored, and all the sticky fluids are white?
Also, how soon before someone makes a mod where all the wieners are flesh colored, and all the sticky fluids are white?
"Even after you've had the COVID-19 vaccine, you still need to wash hands, watch distance and wear a mask because you can still transmit the virus even though you're not going to get sick." - NIH Director Dr. Francis Collins
Placid wrote on Nov 18, 2016, 00:24:
Instead of lvl's you gain inches?
More likely millimeters, otherwise I'd level cap too quickly at four.
"Even after you've had the COVID-19 vaccine, you still need to wash hands, watch distance and wear a mask because you can still transmit the virus even though you're not going to get sick." - NIH Director Dr. Francis Collins
Hey Blue,
I think you have a spelling error in this story.
The game's name is actually "Gentle Jousting."
I think you have a spelling error in this story.
The game's name is actually "Gentle Jousting."
"Even after you've had the COVID-19 vaccine, you still need to wash hands, watch distance and wear a mask because you can still transmit the virus even though you're not going to get sick." - NIH Director Dr. Francis Collins
Genital Jousting Local Multiplayer?
W...T...F...?!
W...T...F...?!
"There is no right life in the wrong one." (Theodor W. Adorno, philosopher)
"Only a Sith deals in absolutes." (Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jedi)
"Only a Sith deals in absolutes." (Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jedi)
Instead of lvl's you gain inches?
The Half Elf wrote on Nov 17, 2016, 23:27:
O_O
Um.... Wow...
I think we just found our Snuggle Truck 2016 candidate.
Oh hells no! Snuggle Truck deserved a reward for being innovative. This is just puerile. I like big floppy penises as much as the next guy but this is...mo, just no.
"You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life."
O_O
Um.... Wow...
I think we just found our Snuggle Truck 2016 candidate.
Um.... Wow...
I think we just found our Snuggle Truck 2016 candidate.
Oh great, another online multiplayer game that's sure to be populated with a bunch of dicks and assholes...
Now this shit is my kinda game. Insta-buy!!!! 
I check the site everyday but I haven't posted in probably 10 years. I am doing that now to say WTF.
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