Steven Seagal Joins World of Warships

World of Warships website announces that their naval strategy game is now under siege, as Steven Seagal is the spokesperson in a new campaign. This video celebrates the news, highlighting Steven's signature low-key delivery and laconic Aikido. He's not just a pitchman, though, he's a playable commander in the game. Word is he can be unlocked for the next six weeks for anyone who gains 70,000 Base XP over the course of any number of co-op, random, or ranked battles. This can be done once per account, and will reward you with Steven Seagal (Six-Point Commander) and 100x "Hotel Zulu" Signal Flags.

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At this point, I think Honey Boo Boo has more star power than Seagal but they probably were able to hire him for just a complementary meal at Denny's and a few bottles of black hair dye.
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Nov 1, 2016, 16:04
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Seagal outweighs the biggest Chinese warships by hundreds of tons! He will sink them by just looking at them!
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Videogames are now better than Aikido - a commercial for America's obesity crisis.
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They would have been far smarter to put a naked Erika Eleniak in it. Biker
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nin wrote on Nov 1, 2016, 13:40:
STEVEN SEGAL IS...COCKPUNCHER!!!!!!!!!
Lmao, thought it said cockpincher, a take on trump's grabber.

NetHead wrote on Nov 1, 2016, 14:10:
Acleacius wrote on Nov 1, 2016, 11:41:
Why is it a game about hitting women?

Cool I need to give this a go, would make a nice change
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Acleacius wrote on Nov 1, 2016, 11:41:
Why is it a game about hitting women?

Cool I need to give this a go, would make a nice change
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Eccentric wrote on Nov 1, 2016, 11:07:
But he's just a cook..

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Nov 1, 2016, 13:57
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jdreyer wrote on Nov 1, 2016, 13:13:
I've put on a bit of weight the past couple of years, and my wife told me to grow a beard so my face wouldn't look at chubby.

*looks at Steven*

Full beard will help, not a goatee.

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Nov 1, 2016, 13:47
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Steven Seagal is...

Ready to Drown?
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What are they trying to achieve with this ad ?
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I've put on a bit of weight the past couple of years, and my wife told me to grow a beard so my face wouldn't look at chubby.

*looks at Steven*
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Nov 1, 2016, 13:05
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I want Keith David as a voice in the game. "Blow those motherfuckers back to the other side of the street!"
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*waits for Captain Crunch DLC*
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Arnold must not have been available.
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Why is it a game about hitting women?
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Nov 1, 2016, 11:26
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I'll play this game again when Cptn Chuck Norris is in the game
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But he's just a cook..
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