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Steven Seagal Joins World of Warships

World of Warships website announces that their naval strategy game is now under siege, as Steven Seagal is the spokesperson in a new campaign. This video celebrates the news, highlighting Steven's signature low-key delivery and laconic Aikido. He's not just a pitchman, though, he's a playable commander in the game. Word is he can be unlocked for the next six weeks for anyone who gains 70,000 Base XP over the course of any number of co-op, random, or ranked battles. This can be done once per account, and will reward you with Steven Seagal (Six-Point Commander) and 100x "Hotel Zulu" Signal Flags.

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18. Re: Steven Seagal Joins World of Warships Nov 1, 2016, 17:53 SlimRam
 
At this point, I think Honey Boo Boo has more star power than Seagal but they probably were able to hire him for just a complementary meal at Denny's and a few bottles of black hair dye.  
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17. Re: Steven Seagal Joins World of Warships Nov 1, 2016, 16:04 El Pit
 
Seagal outweighs the biggest Chinese warships by hundreds of tons! He will sink them by just looking at them!  



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16. Re: Steven Seagal Joins World of Warships Nov 1, 2016, 15:29 shiho
 
Videogames are now better than Aikido - a commercial for America's obesity crisis.  
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15. Re: Steven Seagal Joins World of Warships Nov 1, 2016, 15:20 Cutter
 
They would have been far smarter to put a naked Erika Eleniak in it. Biker
 
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14. Re: Steven Seagal Joins World of Warships Nov 1, 2016, 14:50 Acleacius
 
nin wrote on Nov 1, 2016, 13:40:
STEVEN SEGAL IS...COCKPUNCHER!!!!!!!!!
Lmao, thought it said cockpincher, a take on trump's grabber.

NetHead wrote on Nov 1, 2016, 14:10:
Acleacius wrote on Nov 1, 2016, 11:41:
Why is it a game about hitting women?

Cool I need to give this a go, would make a nice change
Get LeBrock's number, maybe kobe will meet you and you can coop?
 
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People can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked
and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country.
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13. Re: Steven Seagal Joins World of Warships Nov 1, 2016, 14:10 NetHead
 
Acleacius wrote on Nov 1, 2016, 11:41:
Why is it a game about hitting women?

Cool I need to give this a go, would make a nice change
 
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12. Re: Steven Seagal Joins World of Warships Nov 1, 2016, 14:00 MoreLuckThanSkill
 
Eccentric wrote on Nov 1, 2016, 11:07:
But he's just a cook..

"My men can handle a dozen marines, and a hundred cooks!"


*Some time later, a man is impaled by a steel girder.

 
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11. Re: Steven Seagal Joins World of Warships Nov 1, 2016, 13:57 MajorD
 
jdreyer wrote on Nov 1, 2016, 13:13:
I've put on a bit of weight the past couple of years, and my wife told me to grow a beard so my face wouldn't look at chubby.

*looks at Steven*

Full beard will help, not a goatee.

 
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10. Re: Steven Seagal Joins World of Warships Nov 1, 2016, 13:47 Creston
 
Steven Seagal is...

Ready to Drown?
 
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9. Re: Steven Seagal Joins World of Warships Nov 1, 2016, 13:40 nin
 

STEVEN SEGAL IS...COCKPUNCHER!!!!!!!!!


 
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8. Re: Steven Seagal Joins World of Warships Nov 1, 2016, 13:30 Omni
 
What are they trying to achieve with this ad ?  
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7. Re: Steven Seagal Joins World of Warships Nov 1, 2016, 13:13 jdreyer
 
I've put on a bit of weight the past couple of years, and my wife told me to grow a beard so my face wouldn't look at chubby.

*looks at Steven*
 
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The land in Minecraft is flat, Minecraft simulates the Earth, ergo the Earth is flat.
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6. Re: Steven Seagal Joins World of Warships Nov 1, 2016, 13:05 Burrito of Peace
 
I want Keith David as a voice in the game. "Blow those motherfuckers back to the other side of the street!"  
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5. Re: Steven Seagal Joins World of Warships Nov 1, 2016, 12:44 The Half Elf
 
*waits for Captain Crunch DLC*  
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4. Re: Steven Seagal Joins World of Warships Nov 1, 2016, 12:15 RedEye9
 

Arnold must not have been available.
 
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3. Re: Steven Seagal Joins World of Warships Nov 1, 2016, 11:41 Acleacius
 
Why is it a game about hitting women?  
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People can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked
and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country.
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2. Re: Steven Seagal Joins World of Warships Nov 1, 2016, 11:26 SpectralMeat
 
I'll play this game again when Cptn Chuck Norris is in the game  
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1. Re: Steven Seagal Joins World of Warships Nov 1, 2016, 11:07 Eccentric
 
But he's just a cook..  
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