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Re: Morning Mobilization Jun 8, 2016, 13:55
Jun 8, 2016, 13:55
 
  • Apple's Siri calls ambulance for baby.

  • I can pretty much see how this would go if I was having a heart attack and tried to use my I-phone.

    Me:"Siri, call 911!"

    Siri:"Did you mean query 9/11?"

    Me:"Siri, CALL THE FUCKING POLICE!!"

    Siri:"Now searching for Police that are fucking."

    Me:"Siri, God dammit, I need help!"

    Siri:"Please don't curse at me.I'm always here to help."

    *Clutching chest and yelling* "Siri, you miserable HOOKER!"

    Siri:"I am an I-phone, not a hooker. Would you like for me to do a search for a number for hookers?"

    Me weakly:"yes...please...call...a...hooker...or...anyone" *Farts and passes out*

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