Morning Mobilization [Jun 08, 2016, 09:39 am ET] – Share – Viewing Comments
Thanks Ant
- Smartphone sales growth will drop to single digits in 2016, says Gartner. Goal of infinite growth remains elusive. Thanks Slashdot.
- Social Media App Usage Down Across the Globe. Thanks Slashdot.
- Marshmallow is in use on 10.1% of all Android devices. Thanks OS news.
- Apple's Siri calls ambulance for baby. Siri successfully following an instruction? Did they release a new version?
- Nvidia GTX 1080 & 1070 notebook GPUs reportedly coming August, won't be same specs as desktop cards.
- Apple's Siri calls ambulance for baby.
I can pretty much see how this would go if I was having a heart attack and tried to use my I-phone.
Me:"Siri, call 911!"
Siri:"Did you mean query 9/11?"
Me:"Siri, CALL THE FUCKING POLICE!!"
Siri:"Now searching for Police that are fucking."
Me:"Siri, God dammit, I need help!"
Siri:"Please don't curse at me.I'm always here to help."
*Clutching chest and yelling* "Siri, you miserable HOOKER!"
Siri:"I am an I-phone, not a hooker. Would you like for me to do a search for a number for hookers?"
Me weakly:"yes...please...call...a...hooker...or...anyone" *Farts and passes out*
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