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Morning Mobilization
[Jun 08, 2016, 08:39 am ET] – Share – Viewing Comments

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Re: Morning Mobilization

Jun 8, 2016, 13:55

Apple's Siri calls ambulance for baby. I can pretty much see how this would go if I was having a heart attack and tried to use my I-phone. Me:"Siri, call 911!" Siri:"Did you mean query 9/11?" Me:"Siri, CALL THE FUCKING POLICE!!" Siri:"Now searching for Police that are fucking." Me:"Siri, God dammit, I need help!" Siri:"Please don't curse at me.I'm always here to help." Clutching chest and yelling "Siri, you miserable HOOKER!" Siri:"I am an I-phone, not a hooker. Would you like for me to do a search for a number for hookers?" Me weakly:"yes...please...call...a...hooker...or...anyone" Farts and passes out

		Date	Subject	Author
	1.	Jun 8, 10:52	Re: Morning Mobilization	HorrorScope
	2.	Jun 8, 11:14	Re: Morning Mobilization	descender
	3.	Jun 8, 11:28	Re: Morning Mobilization	Beamer
	4.	Jun 8, 12:25	Re: Morning Mobilization	HorrorScope
	5.	Jun 8, 12:39	Re: Morning Mobilization	Blue
	6.	Jun 8, 13:02	Re: Morning Mobilization	Scottish Martial Arts
	9.	Jun 8, 13:17	Re: Morning Mobilization	jdreyer
	7.	Jun 8, 13:13	Re: Morning Mobilization	NegaDeath
	8.	Jun 8, 13:14	Re: Morning Mobilization	jdreyer
	15.	Jun 8, 18:53	Re: Morning Mobilization	4D-Boxing
	10.	Jun 8, 13:30	Re: Morning Mobilization	Beamer
>>	11.	Jun 8, 13:55	Re: Morning Mobilization	SlimRam
	12.	Jun 8, 15:32	Marshmallow is in use on 10.1% of all Android devices	MeanJim
	13.	Jun 8, 15:53	Re: Marshmallow is in use on 10.1% of all Android devices	RedEye9
	16.	Jun 9, 03:36	Re: Marshmallow is in use on 10.1% of all Android devices	MeanJim
	14.	Jun 8, 17:24	Re: Morning Mobilization	Steele Johnson

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