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Jun 8, 2016, 13:55 |
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Apple's Siri calls ambulance for baby. I can pretty much see how this would go if I was having a heart attack and tried to use my I-phone.
Me:"Siri, call 911!"
Siri:"Did you mean query 9/11?"
Me:"Siri, CALL THE FUCKING POLICE!!"
Siri:"Now searching for Police that are fucking."
Me:"Siri, God dammit, I need help!"
Siri:"Please don't curse at me.I'm always here to help."
*Clutching chest and yelling* "Siri, you miserable HOOKER!"
Siri:"I am an I-phone, not a hooker. Would you like for me to do a search for a number for hookers?"
Me weakly:"yes...please...call...a...hooker...or...anyone" *Farts and passes out*
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Jun 8, 10:52 |
Re: Morning Mobilization |
HorrorScope |
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Jun 8, 11:14 |
Re: Morning Mobilization |
descender |
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Jun 8, 11:28 |
Re: Morning Mobilization |
Beamer |
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Jun 8, 12:25 |
Re: Morning Mobilization |
HorrorScope |
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Jun 8, 12:39 |
Re: Morning Mobilization |
Blue |
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Jun 8, 13:02 |
Re: Morning Mobilization |
Scottish Martial Arts |
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Jun 8, 13:17 |
Re: Morning Mobilization |
jdreyer |
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Jun 8, 13:13 |
Re: Morning Mobilization |
NegaDeath |
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Jun 8, 13:14 |
Re: Morning Mobilization |
jdreyer |
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Jun 8, 18:53 |
Re: Morning Mobilization |
4D-Boxing |
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Jun 8, 13:30 |
Re: Morning Mobilization |
Beamer |
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Jun 8, 13:55 |
Re: Morning Mobilization |
SlimRam |
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Jun 8, 15:32 |
Marshmallow is in use on 10.1% of all Android devices |
MeanJim |
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Jun 8, 15:53 |
Re: Marshmallow is in use on 10.1% of all Android devices |
RedEye9 |
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Jun 9, 03:36 |
Re: Marshmallow is in use on 10.1% of all Android devices |
MeanJim |
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Jun 8, 17:24 |
Re: Morning Mobilization |
Steele Johnson |
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