- Apple's Siri calls ambulance for baby.
I can pretty much see how this would go if I was having a heart attack and tried to use my I-phone.
Me:"Siri, call 911!"
Siri:"Did you mean query 9/11?"
Me:"Siri, CALL THE FUCKING POLICE!!"
Siri:"Now searching for Police that are fucking."
Me:"Siri, God dammit, I need help!"
Siri:"Please don't curse at me.I'm always here to help."
*Clutching chest and yelling* "Siri, you miserable HOOKER!"
Siri:"I am an I-phone, not a hooker. Would you like for me to do a search for a number for hookers?"
Me weakly:"yes...please...call...a...hooker...or...anyone" *Farts and passes out*