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Re: Morning Safety Dance
Mar 22, 2016, 20:59
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Re: Morning Safety Dance Mar 22, 2016, 20:59
Mar 22, 2016, 20:59
 
Creston wrote on Mar 22, 2016, 18:01:
So,

1) A company that scans your email and targets ads based off of stuff in your emails as well as sells your email contents to third party advertisers, and Datamines you from just about every web site. And...

2) A company that completely rolled over and sucked the NSA's dick so hard that even the NSA went "Shit, guys, take it easy!", and datamines you even more with their new OS. And...

3) The douchenozzles known as Yahoo, that made you turn off your adblocker to use their e-mail, but can't datamine you as well since no-one uses their shit...

are making a new email encryption protocol!

Fixed.

Get your games from GOG DAMMIT!
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Re: Morning Safety Dance
Mar 22, 2016, 18:28
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Re: Morning Safety Dance Mar 22, 2016, 18:28
Mar 22, 2016, 18:28
 
Do you think that SSL/TLS just manifested itself out of a basement?

Obviously the companies that run the largest email services in the world were going to be involved with developing it's protocols.

TLS sucks and it needs to be replaced.
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Re: Morning Safety Dance
Mar 22, 2016, 18:01
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Re: Morning Safety Dance Mar 22, 2016, 18:01
Mar 22, 2016, 18:01
 
So,

1) A company that scans your email and targets ads based off of stuff in your emails as well as sells your email contents to third party advertisers, and

2) A company that completely rolled over and sucked the NSA's dick so hard that even the NSA went "Shit, guys, take it easy!", and

3) The douchenozzles known as Yahoo, which I'm not even going to bother with,

are making a new email encryption protocol! You should TOTALLY USE THIS PROTOCOL! YOU CAN TRUST THEM! :WINK WINK WINK:

Edit: LinkedIn and Comcast are involved too. That just makes it even better! It's the like the top five bestest companies for Caring About Their Customers And Making Sure They Don't Spy On Your Shit are getting together!

Somewhere, some dipshit director at the NSA just jizzed all over his cheap Costco suit and is now screaming "APPROVE THIS!" at the top of his lungs.
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Re: Morning Safety Dance
Mar 22, 2016, 17:27
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Re: Morning Safety Dance Mar 22, 2016, 17:27
Mar 22, 2016, 17:27
 
They milk us all and swim in money and still we have to pay to use the internet.....fuck
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Re: Morning Safety Dance
Mar 22, 2016, 13:41
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Re: Morning Safety Dance Mar 22, 2016, 13:41
Mar 22, 2016, 13:41
 
Julio wrote on Mar 22, 2016, 12:35:
With this group of companies involved I'm pretty sure there won't be any email privacy as a result.

There never was. If you use any of their services you agree to let them datamine you.
"You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life."
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Re: Morning Safety Dance
Mar 22, 2016, 12:35
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Re: Morning Safety Dance Mar 22, 2016, 12:35
Mar 22, 2016, 12:35
 
With this group of companies involved I'm pretty sure there won't be any email privacy as a result.
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Re: Morning Safety Dance
Mar 22, 2016, 12:29
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Re: Morning Safety Dance Mar 22, 2016, 12:29
Mar 22, 2016, 12:29
 
Bout damn time! Slap
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Re: Morning Safety Dance
Mar 22, 2016, 11:16
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Re: Morning Safety Dance Mar 22, 2016, 11:16
Mar 22, 2016, 11:16
 
While you are at it, can you make spam go away? You know, since you are in there doing other things.
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