How about a mini-pole. Duct tape 4 aluminum cans together and wrap in reynolds. for the spirit of the thing
Mars lander, possibly canceled because they can't fix a piece of French measurement equipment, come on Nasa. But in the end it all boils down to funding. sigh
A mask is not a political statement.
It's an IQ test.
It's a compassion test.
It's a decency test.
It's a social responsibility test.