What do you mean "That bridge you sold me is no good"? What did you expect? Who has ever built a bridge in 3 or 4 years? Yes, we told you the bridge would be ready after 4 years, but now you will get not only a bridge, but it is also a submarine, a ship, an airplane, a space shuttle, and an aircraft carrier ALL IN ONE! Who has ever built this in 4 years? WHO? TELL ME? And stop telling us you only paid for and wanted a bridge. This super bridge you will get WHEN IT'S DONE will be much better than anything we promised! It'll also come with a free bottle of snake oil! Cures all your problems if you'll drink it up! PROMISE! By the way, that bridge is now a bit more expensive so it would be great if you could give us more money. No, no, we promise we can make it with the cash we got but... You know... Yes, I know. Why do we ask for more money if we don't need it. Well, it could take longer if we don't get more money. Look, we offer you this RSI Snake Oil for just $2,500. Limited sale! Only for our best customers!
"There is no right life in the wrong one." (Theodor W. Adorno, philosopher)
"Only a Sith deals in absolutes." (Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jedi)