Necrophob wrote on Apr 9, 2015, 16:38:

Cutter wrote on Apr 9, 2015, 15:59:

jdreyer wrote on Apr 9, 2015, 14:34:

Cutter wrote on Apr 9, 2015, 11:56:
Yeah, that Onion article is hilarious. Can't wait for the inevitable group to come along calling for a protest of SeaWorld based on this. Heh.

And yes, that bubble artist did blow me away. That was ahh-mazing!

You should be boycotting Sea World regardless.

Why? Orcas are the jerks are the sea so eff them. And I'd probably eat dolphin if I was allowed to. And the rest are just dumb fish in tanks that would be eaten anyway. I can see the argument for closing down zoos, but aquariums are fine. However, yes I agree orcas and dolphins don't belong in them. Far more sporting to hunt them in the wild.

I could have sworn I saw somewhere that said dolphins were the ones who bombed Pearl Harbor.

Reminds me of...

"Curiously enough, the dolphins had long known of the impending destruction of the planet Earth and had made many attempts to alert mankind of the danger; but most of their communications were misinterpreted as amusing attempts to punch footballs or whistle for tidbits, so they eventually gave up and left the Earth by their own means shortly before the Vogons arrived."

So long, and thanks for all the fish...

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