how do you Do It? [Feb 28, 2015, 11:52 am ET] – Share – Viewing Comments
Don't know how we missed the release of how do you Do It?
on Steam, a free-to-play
game created in just three days at Global Game Jam. Thanks to nin for passing
along word on this for the description alone, which reads: "'how do you Do It?'
is a game by Nina Freeman, Emmett Butler, Decky Coss, and Joni Kittaka. The game
puts players in the role of an 11-year-old girl whose mother has just stepped
out for an errand. The girl immediately grabs her dolls and furtively attempts
to figure out how sex works using these plastic surrogates."
NKD wrote on Mar 1, 2015, 03:32:You can purchase all the chloroform you want. But what good is it if you don't use it? You need a use step.
Uhhhh I thought this was obvious.
1) Find someone you like.
2) Ask if they want to combine naughty bits with you.
3) If yes, then do so. If no, purchase chloroform.
From there I think it's self explanatory.
P.S. It goes without saying that this is strictly a joke and I do not endorse chloforming other people, unless they give you explicit consent.
eRe4s3r wrote on Mar 1, 2015, 01:49:killer_roach wrote on Feb 28, 2015, 23:50:jdreyer wrote on Feb 28, 2015, 23:04:
Or worse, one of our congressmen who think you can swallow a pill to get a vaginal exam. The stupid, it hurts.
Or worse, someone who confuses a state representative with a Congressman.
...the stupid, it hurts indeed.
Not everyone knows nor has to know the intricacies of US political naming conventions and positions but if you don't know where you pee from then that is quite another matter.
Exactly...which is why such persons should not believe everything they read on the Internet...;) In fact, nobody should...;)
It is well known that I cannot err--and so, if you should happen across an error in anything I have written you can be absolutely sure that *I* did not write it!...;)
Uhhhh I thought this was obvious.
1) Find someone you like.
2) Ask if they want to combine naughty bits with you.
3) If yes, then do so. If no, purchase chloroform.
From there I think it's self explanatory.
1) Find someone you like.
2) Ask if they want to combine naughty bits with you.
3) If yes, then do so. If no, purchase chloroform.
From there I think it's self explanatory.
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
At first I was all 
, but then I was all 
, but then I was all
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killer_roach wrote on Feb 28, 2015, 23:50:jdreyer wrote on Feb 28, 2015, 23:04:
Or worse, one of our congressmen who think you can swallow a pill to get a vaginal exam. The stupid, it hurts.
Or worse, someone who confuses a state representative with a Congressman.
...the stupid, it hurts indeed.
Not everyone knows nor has to know the intricacies of US political naming conventions and positions but if you don't know where you pee from then that is quite another matter.
jdreyer wrote on Feb 28, 2015, 23:04:
Or worse, one of our congressmen who think you can swallow a pill to get a vaginal exam. The stupid, it hurts.
Or worse, someone who confuses a state representative with a Congressman.
...the stupid, it hurts indeed.
eRe4s3r wrote on Feb 28, 2015, 20:34:Mashiki Amiketo wrote on Feb 28, 2015, 15:43:LOC wrote on Feb 28, 2015, 15:14:When I was 8(almost 27 years ago now), everyone in my class already know how this shit worked. It was all word of mouth or through our parents. Perhaps her parents had problems figuring out how to talk to her? Who knows. Hell I remember at the age of 7 my parents explaining it to me.
Apparently Nina Freeman when she was 12 or so did something like this, and thus, the game was born?
Maybe it's the difference between parents today, and parents who grew up in the 60's and lived through the 70's.
Definitely a difference in parenting. Most parents simply do not even talk to their children anymore about sexual and even basic body related topics, they think schools do it for them and of course, schools can not do that properly.
And this is not just related to sex.... I'd imagine most parents think their children figure stuff out themselves and so you get 20 somethings who think Urethra and Vagina are the same thing. (Source: IMGUR comments)
Or worse, one of our congressmen who think you can swallow a pill to get a vaginal exam. The stupid, it hurts.
If Russia stops fighting, the war ends. If Ukraine stops fighting, Ukraine ends. Slava Ukraini!
Mashiki Amiketo wrote on Feb 28, 2015, 15:43:LOC wrote on Feb 28, 2015, 15:14:When I was 8(almost 27 years ago now), everyone in my class already know how this shit worked. It was all word of mouth or through our parents. Perhaps her parents had problems figuring out how to talk to her? Who knows. Hell I remember at the age of 7 my parents explaining it to me.
Apparently Nina Freeman when she was 12 or so did something like this, and thus, the game was born?
Maybe it's the difference between parents today, and parents who grew up in the 60's and lived through the 70's.
Definitely a difference in parenting. Most parents simply do not even talk to their children anymore about sexual and even basic body related topics, they think schools do it for them and of course, schools can not do that properly.
And this is not just related to sex.... I'd imagine most parents think their children figure stuff out themselves and so you get 20 somethings who think Urethra and Vagina are the same thing. (Source: IMGUR comments)
LOC wrote on Feb 28, 2015, 15:14:Hey you're spoiling the fun!
If you watch the 4+ minute long video on the Steam store page, the developers explain why the game was made (and why it's the way it is). Apparently Nina Freeman when she was 12 or so did something like this, and thus, the game was born?
If Russia stops fighting, the war ends. If Ukraine stops fighting, Ukraine ends. Slava Ukraini!
I could have sworn this was an online flash game at one point in the past.
Cutter wrote on Feb 28, 2015, 18:37:Hey, that's almost a good paraphrase of what the flappy headed nuts at the TDSB tried telling people. Until there was a massive backlash over it, funny enough that one of the people who implemented the curriculum was eventually arrested for pedophilia and copious amounts of kiddie porn. Maybe...it was nothing...maybe...
They're just keepin' it real, yo.
--
"For every human problem,
there is a neat, simple solution;
and it is always wrong."
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"For every human problem,
there is a neat, simple solution;
and it is always wrong."
--H.L. Mencken
lulz @ the comments on the Steam page.
Mashiki Amiketo wrote on Feb 28, 2015, 14:30:SlimRam wrote on Feb 28, 2015, 13:52:Only if you live in Ontario(Cdn), and you go to a school in Toronto. They also teach sex with veggies as a core component.
I suppose it could be used as an educational tool of sorts? I wonder if there is fisting?
They're just keepin' it real, yo.
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Is it multiplayer?
Looks like something the Reddit kiddies would love.
LOC wrote on Feb 28, 2015, 15:14:When I was 8(almost 27 years ago now), everyone in my class already know how this shit worked. It was all word of mouth or through our parents. Perhaps her parents had problems figuring out how to talk to her? Who knows. Hell I remember at the age of 7 my parents explaining it to me.
Apparently Nina Freeman when she was 12 or so did something like this, and thus, the game was born?
Maybe it's the difference between parents today, and parents who grew up in the 60's and lived through the 70's.
--
"For every human problem,
there is a neat, simple solution;
and it is always wrong."
--H.L. Mencken
"For every human problem,
there is a neat, simple solution;
and it is always wrong."
--H.L. Mencken
If you watch the 4+ minute long video on the Steam store page, the developers explain why the game was made (and why it's the way it is). Apparently Nina Freeman when she was 12 or so did something like this, and thus, the game was born?
This game is the result of abstinence only sex education... We need comprehensive sex education.
SlimRam wrote on Feb 28, 2015, 13:52:Only if you live in Ontario(Cdn), and you go to a school in Toronto. They also teach sex with veggies as a core component.
I suppose it could be used as an educational tool of sorts? I wonder if there is fisting?
--
"For every human problem,
there is a neat, simple solution;
and it is always wrong."
--H.L. Mencken
"For every human problem,
there is a neat, simple solution;
and it is always wrong."
--H.L. Mencken
I suppose it could be used as an educational tool of sorts? I wonder if there is fisting?
With a damaged Panzer still hunting 'The Haunted Tank' and Gus out of ammo, Jeb knew there was only one option, "Slim, RAM!"
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