There was some drama this week with the realization that our turkey baster did
not survive past last Thanksgiving, and we had failed to secure a replacement in
the intervening year. This timely recollection struck Thursday morning, leading
to a bit of a panic for me, since my only role in the creation of dinner
(besides the Chex Mix) is as the minister of crispy skin (there is debate about
the efficacy of basting, but we have our traditions here). Sure enough, the
local supermarket was closed for the holiday, leading me to the meager cooking
aisles in our two local pharmacies. One had a display for the holiday, but no
basters. The other didn't even have the token display, but the woman who worked
there cleverly produced a fairly large needle-less syringe which cost all of two
dollars. This served admirably in its role as a substitute baster, which makes
sense, as there is a tendency to refer to these things as turkey basters even
when used as intended in the world of medicine. I even avoided making any
insemination jokes along the way, as the process was about good flavor, not bad
taste.