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30. Re: Morning Metaverse Oct 11, 2014, 17:03 Axis
 
jdreyer wrote on Oct 10, 2014, 16:18:
Axis wrote on Oct 10, 2014, 16:03:
Cutter wrote on Oct 10, 2014, 15:31:
PHJF wrote on Oct 10, 2014, 14:57:
In a perfect world everybody would fucking love their job and strive to do it as best as possible on a daily basis. Rampant time wasting via the internet is a symptom, not a disease.

In a perfect world we wouldn't need to work in the first place. And that already exists for brats born to money.

And is the socialist dream of a lazy liberal! Unfortunately there's millions of lazies, not many silver spoons...

Yes, because 200 years ago we had to work 7 days a week, but thanks to those pinko commie libruls we only have to work five! Even God said you should only have Sunday off (who knew God was a commie?), but we take two days! In a row!

C'mon Axis, let's start a PAC to remove the weekend. We can call it the Seven Workdays All Lazy Liberals Over a Week Political Action Committee, or SWALLOWPAC for short. I'm sure we can get the Koch brothers to donate a ton. They'd prefer all their workers to be working seven days a week at their current monthly salary, so we should have plenty of money to support candidates.

lol JD.

At least we're seeing *real* working liberals now and again who don't feel the world owes them -- gives me hope! I'm long tired of hearing from the rich apologetic ones pretending to be a humanitarian poor person with a tough life...
 
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29. Re: Morning Metaverse Oct 11, 2014, 01:57 Retired
 
Sky is Blue.  
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28. Re: Morning Metaverse Oct 10, 2014, 23:12 harlock
 
once skynet gets here everyone can just be plugged into the matrix 24/7 and all the robots can run off the human batteries

now THATS efficiency
 
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27. Re: Morning Metaverse Oct 10, 2014, 21:17 Silicon Avatar
 
I think people most give about 5-6 good hours of work per day and the rest is half-hearted work done on automatic by people waiting for 5 to roll around.

People will only be really productive for you so much during a day. You can make them sit in a chair however long you want but they're not going to put out that much more work.

 
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26. Re: Morning Metaverse Oct 10, 2014, 18:07 Redmask
 
Mashiki Amiketo wrote on Oct 10, 2014, 16:28:
Actually 200 years ago and going back further, people worked less then they do today. Between 20-32 hours per week, sometime less even if they were vassals to some lordship.

He was being sarcastic. Since you mentioned it though, people had to work less in the past because infrastructure wasn't as developed and they needed more time to accomplish basic things we take for granted these days.
 
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25. Re: Morning Metaverse Oct 10, 2014, 17:24 Beamer
 
jdreyer wrote on Oct 10, 2014, 16:18:
Axis wrote on Oct 10, 2014, 16:03:
Cutter wrote on Oct 10, 2014, 15:31:
PHJF wrote on Oct 10, 2014, 14:57:
In a perfect world everybody would fucking love their job and strive to do it as best as possible on a daily basis. Rampant time wasting via the internet is a symptom, not a disease.

In a perfect world we wouldn't need to work in the first place. And that already exists for brats born to money.

And is the socialist dream of a lazy liberal! Unfortunately there's millions of lazies, not many silver spoons...

Yes, because 200 years ago we had to work 7 days a week, but thanks to those pinko commie libruls we only have to work five! Even God said you should only have Sunday off (who knew God was a commie?), but we take two days! In a row!

C'mon Axis, let's start a PAC to remove the weekend. We can call it the Seven Workdays All Lazy Liberals Over a Week Political Action Committee, or SWALLOWPAC for short. I'm sure we can get the Koch brothers to donate a ton. They'd prefer all their workers to be working seven days a week at their current monthly salary, so we should have plenty of money to support candidates.

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24. No subject Oct 10, 2014, 16:28 Mashiki Amiketo
 
jdreyer wrote on Oct 10, 2014, 16:18:

Yes, because 200 years ago we had to work 7 days a week, but thanks to those pinko commie libruls we only have to work five! Even God said you should only have Sunday off (who knew God was a commie?), but we take two days! In a row!

Actually 200 years ago and going back further, people worked less then they do today. Between 20-32 hours per week, sometime less even if they were vassals to some lordship.
 



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23. Re: Morning Metaverse Oct 10, 2014, 16:18 jdreyer
 
Axis wrote on Oct 10, 2014, 16:03:
Cutter wrote on Oct 10, 2014, 15:31:
PHJF wrote on Oct 10, 2014, 14:57:
In a perfect world everybody would fucking love their job and strive to do it as best as possible on a daily basis. Rampant time wasting via the internet is a symptom, not a disease.

In a perfect world we wouldn't need to work in the first place. And that already exists for brats born to money.

And is the socialist dream of a lazy liberal! Unfortunately there's millions of lazies, not many silver spoons...

Yes, because 200 years ago we had to work 7 days a week, but thanks to those pinko commie libruls we only have to work five! Even God said you should only have Sunday off (who knew God was a commie?), but we take two days! In a row!

C'mon Axis, let's start a PAC to remove the weekend. We can call it the Seven Workdays All Lazy Liberals Over a Week Political Action Committee, or SWALLOWPAC for short. I'm sure we can get the Koch brothers to donate a ton. They'd prefer all their workers to be working seven days a week at their current monthly salary, so we should have plenty of money to support candidates.
 
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22. Re: Morning Metaverse Oct 10, 2014, 16:03 Axis
 
Cutter wrote on Oct 10, 2014, 15:31:
PHJF wrote on Oct 10, 2014, 14:57:
In a perfect world everybody would fucking love their job and strive to do it as best as possible on a daily basis. Rampant time wasting via the internet is a symptom, not a disease.

In a perfect world we wouldn't need to work in the first place. And that already exists for brats born to money.

And is the socialist dream of a lazy liberal! Unfortunately there's millions of lazies, not many silver spoons...
 
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21. Re: Morning Metaverse Oct 10, 2014, 15:31 Cutter
 
PHJF wrote on Oct 10, 2014, 14:57:
In a perfect world everybody would fucking love their job and strive to do it as best as possible on a daily basis. Rampant time wasting via the internet is a symptom, not a disease.

In a perfect world we wouldn't need to work in the first place. And that already exists for brats born to money.
 
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20. Re: Morning Metaverse Oct 10, 2014, 15:31 Creston
 
PHJF wrote on Oct 10, 2014, 14:57:
In a perfect world everybody would fucking love their job and strive to do it as best as possible on a daily basis. Rampant time wasting via the internet is a symptom, not a disease.

In a perfect world, none of us would have to work for a living.
 
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19. Re: Morning Metaverse Oct 10, 2014, 15:23 jdreyer
 
PHJF wrote on Oct 10, 2014, 14:57:
In a perfect world everybody would fucking love their job and strive to do it as best as possible on a daily basis. Rampant time wasting via the internet is a symptom, not a disease.

You mean there is a job out there that involves playing games and watching teh pr0n 40 hours a week???
 
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18. Re: Morning Metaverse Oct 10, 2014, 15:22 jdreyer
 
That article says Americans work 34.5 hours per week working, but the US Board of Labor Stats shows workers with children work 8.7 hours per day on average. Childless workers are expected to work even more. So, if you are already working 44 hours a week, but wasting 4 hours a week on the internet at work, it all works out!  
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17. Re: Morning Metaverse Oct 10, 2014, 15:02 Julio
 
PHJF wrote on Oct 10, 2014, 14:57:
In a perfect world everybody would fucking love their job and strive to do it as best as possible on a daily basis. Rampant time wasting via the internet is a symptom, not a disease.

True. Also those people 'wasting time' by using the internet at work would waste that time elsewhere if they didn't have internet.
 
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16. Re: Morning Metaverse Oct 10, 2014, 15:02 harlock
 
employers ownership of their employees lives is incomplete? TSK TSK!!

naughty employees! better fork over the rest of your soul, pronto

 
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15. Re: Morning Metaverse Oct 10, 2014, 14:57 PHJF
 
In a perfect world everybody would fucking love their job and strive to do it as best as possible on a daily basis. Rampant time wasting via the internet is a symptom, not a disease.  
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14. Re: Morning Metaverse Oct 10, 2014, 14:08 Fantaz
 
don't comment unless you've read the article  
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13. Re: Morning Metaverse Oct 10, 2014, 13:12 BitWraith
 
"The internet is a massive waste of time"

Says an article on the internet?
 
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12. Re: Morning Metaverse Oct 10, 2014, 12:14 MajorD
 
HorrorScope wrote on Oct 10, 2014, 11:50:
MajorD wrote on Oct 10, 2014, 11:30:
Break time is over, everyone back to the internet!


Fixed it.

HAHAHA, Nice!
 
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11. Re: Morning Metaverse Oct 10, 2014, 11:50 HorrorScope
 
MajorD wrote on Oct 10, 2014, 11:30:
Break time is over, everyone back to the internet!


Fixed it.
 
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