Ooops, I'm off by a day! At first I thought today is Good Friday, but now I
realize it's actually Maundy Thursday. Sorry for the confusion. Not that this
clears up all of it: I have no idea what "maundy" means. I'm on a roll in this
regard, as CalmDragon points out I was also way off about Ash Wednesday, which I
always incorrectly assume is between Palm and Easter Sundays. Guess I should
just stick to holidays I observe... like Super Bowl Sunday.