You too can make your own Mass Effect commercial at home! Follow these easy steps:
1. Display M rating and get everyones hopes up for tons of boobs.
2. Display 3 millionth Bioware/EA logo.
3. Explosion, with optional spaceship.
4. Show some hot chick saying "blah blah blah shepherd".
5. More explosions!
6. Show some old fucker saying "blah blah blah shepherd".
7. Yet more explosions! With special guest, Half Height Wall!
8. Show some weird looking alien saying "blah blah blah shepherd".
9. More explosions! Boom! Pow! Kif!
10. Show Mass Effect logo, fade to black.