Or, kid, you could maybe take off your rose-tinted goggles and realize that Hellbinder is one guy, and not every Christian believes like he does.
That's one of the great things about Christianity. While it's the infallible word of God, and failing to obey its tenants will doom you to an eternity of fiery torment, you're free to pick which parts of the faith apply to you and then ignore the parts that you don't agree with or find inconvenient. Anyway, did the Original Troll even identify himself as Christian? Does it matter?
We have a new GTA game to look foward to.. coming out for consoles and then maybe if we're lucky a year later for PC. Woo!