Avast there ya scurvy landlubbers, today be Talk Like A Pirate Day! Ya best be talking like a proper pirate, or you'll be walking the plank for sure. Enjoy the day, and remember to keep the parrot poop from piling too high on yer shoulder (just don't use yer hook to wipe it away). Arrrrrrrr!

Scurvy Links:	Thanks Ant and Mike Martinez and Acleacius.
Play:	Fortress Magnus. The Algorithm Crew.
Links:	12 Unintentionally Hilarious Advertisements for Cleaning Products. Thanks Dark Roasted Blend.
Stories:	Booted frequent flier takes on airline. Thanks Neatorama.
Images:	WC Invader. It Must Be Open Source… Complaint Jar.
Media:	Rap Like a Pirate. Funniest RC Car Clip Ever. You Just Don't Get It, Do You? NSFW. Marine Does Impressive Dinosaur Impression.
The Funnies:	xkcd: 1 to 10. Brevity.