Out of the Blue

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Avast there ya scurvy landlubbers, today be Talk Like A Pirate Day! Ya best be talking like a proper pirate, or you'll be walking the plank for sure. Enjoy the day, and remember to keep the parrot poop from piling too high on yer shoulder (just don't use yer hook to wipe it away). Arrrrrrrr!

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Re: Out of the Blue

Sep 21, 2011, 10:17

Blue

Cutter wrote on Sep 19, 2011, 19:14:
Scared yet, Blue? Feeling nervous? Rams going to crush the Giants tonight?

No.




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Re: Out of the Blue

Sep 19, 2011, 20:51

Retired

Go GIANTS! Man that first drive by St. Louis was some really bad D by the Blue......ugh.

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Re: Out of the Blue

Sep 19, 2011, 19:32

^Drag0n^

nin wrote on Sep 19, 2011, 18:54:
^Drag0n^ wrote on Sep 19, 2011, 17:44:
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Oh, sorry. I forgot what I was going to type...

Um,

^D^

Was it about this?

You are an evil, evil man

^D^




"Never start a fight, but always finish it."

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Re: Out of the Blue

Sep 19, 2011, 19:14

Cutter

Scared yet, Blue? Feeling nervous? Rams going to crush the Giants tonight?




You've got to be cruel to be kind...in the right measure.

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Re: Out of the Blue

Sep 19, 2011, 18:54

nin

^Drag0n^ wrote on Sep 19, 2011, 17:44:
nin wrote on Sep 19, 2011, 17:07:
Blue wrote on Sep 19, 2011, 16:57:
mch wrote on Sep 19, 2011, 16:38:
There is actually a 'Pirate Bar' in my neighborhood on my way home where all employees are required to speak and dress like pirates.

I normally steer clear, since it's definitely one of those "go once and never again" type places, but I'm tempted to stop by tonight.

All I can picture is the place where Judge Reinhold got his new job after getting fired in Fast Times at Ridgemont High

"Hamilton, you're going over there as a representative of Captain Hook Fish and Chips. Part of our image, part of our appeal is that uniform, you know that."

All I know is I can't hear The Cars "Moving in Stereo" without thinking of Phobe Cates tits.

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Oh, sorry. I forgot what I was going to type...

Um,

^D^

Was it about this?




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Re: Out of the Blue

Sep 19, 2011, 17:44

^Drag0n^

nin wrote on Sep 19, 2011, 17:07:
Blue wrote on Sep 19, 2011, 16:57:
mch wrote on Sep 19, 2011, 16:38:
There is actually a 'Pirate Bar' in my neighborhood on my way home where all employees are required to speak and dress like pirates.

I normally steer clear, since it's definitely one of those "go once and never again" type places, but I'm tempted to stop by tonight.

All I can picture is the place where Judge Reinhold got his new job after getting fired in Fast Times at Ridgemont High

"Hamilton, you're going over there as a representative of Captain Hook Fish and Chips. Part of our image, part of our appeal is that uniform, you know that."

All I know is I can't hear The Cars "Moving in Stereo" without thinking of Phobe Cates tits.

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Oh, sorry. I forgot what I was going to type...

Um,

^D^




"Never start a fight, but always finish it."

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Re: Out of the Blue

Sep 19, 2011, 17:20

Blue

nin wrote on Sep 19, 2011, 17:07:
All I know is I can't hear The Cars "Moving in Stereo" without thinking of Phobe Cates tits.

"Jeez. Doesn't anyone fucking knock any more?"




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Re: Out of the Blue

Sep 19, 2011, 17:15

mch

Yarrr, here be their cheesy website, intro and all... http://www.piratztavern.com/ ...which informed me that they're closed Mondays. Geez, talk about a scheduling conflict.

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Re: Out of the Blue

Sep 19, 2011, 17:07

nin

Blue wrote on Sep 19, 2011, 16:57:
mch wrote on Sep 19, 2011, 16:38:
There is actually a 'Pirate Bar' in my neighborhood on my way home where all employees are required to speak and dress like pirates.

I normally steer clear, since it's definitely one of those "go once and never again" type places, but I'm tempted to stop by tonight.

All I can picture is the place where Judge Reinhold got his new job after getting fired in Fast Times at Ridgemont High

"Hamilton, you're going over there as a representative of Captain Hook Fish and Chips. Part of our image, part of our appeal is that uniform, you know that."

All I know is I can't hear The Cars "Moving in Stereo" without thinking of Phobe Cates tits.




https://soundcloud.com/trentreznorandatticusross/sets/before-the-flood-soundtrack-1 https://dancewiththedead.bandcamp.com/

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Re: Out of the Blue

Sep 19, 2011, 16:57

Blue

mch wrote on Sep 19, 2011, 16:38:
There is actually a 'Pirate Bar' in my neighborhood on my way home where all employees are required to speak and dress like pirates.

I normally steer clear, since it's definitely one of those "go once and never again" type places, but I'm tempted to stop by tonight.

All I can picture is the place where Judge Reinhold got his new job after getting fired in Fast Times at Ridgemont High

"Hamilton, you're going over there as a representative of Captain Hook Fish and Chips. Part of our image, part of our appeal is that uniform, you know that."




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Re: Out of the Blue

Sep 19, 2011, 16:38

mch

There is actually a 'Pirate Bar' in my neighborhood on my way home where all employees are required to speak and dress like pirates. I normally steer clear, since it's definitely one of those "go once and never again" type places, but I'm tempted to stop by tonight.

Re: Out of the Blue

Sep 19, 2011, 14:51

Cutter

Sphinx wrote on Sep 19, 2011, 12:10:
This be played out more than your mother's nether regions.

Best line ever from American Dad....

"Your mom's going to handle more sack than a medieval grain merchant." - Snot




You've got to be cruel to be kind...in the right measure.

7. Re: Out of the Blue Sep 19, 2011, 14:40 Hoop

Do not be watch'n this at work high .... up on the poop deck me hearties.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehweLPluNpY

argh




Um .. Behind you...

Re: Out of the Blue

Sep 19, 2011, 13:47

Agent.X7

Cutter wrote on Sep 19, 2011, 10:02:
I'm fer thinkin ye should keep the poop on the poopdeck ye swabs! Well, I'm fer thinkin' I'll have to be gettin into me rum later today, yarr!

But why is the rum gone?




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Re: Out of the Blue

Sep 19, 2011, 12:23

El Pit

Talk like a pirate? Mmmmkay... TORRENT! P2P! WAREZ! RIPZ! CRACKZ! Aye? Pirate




They're waiting for you, Gabe, in the test chamber!

Re: Out of the Blue

Sep 19, 2011, 12:10

Sphinx

This be played out more than your mother's nether regions.




-Sphinx

Re: Out of the Blue

Sep 19, 2011, 11:39

Enahs

I feel as if it should be Arrrrgh.




I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - W. C. Fields

Re: Out of the Blue

Sep 19, 2011, 10:02

Cutter

I'm fer thinkin ye should keep the poop on the poopdeck ye swabs! Well, I'm fer thinkin' I'll have to be gettin into me rum later today, yarr!




You've got to be cruel to be kind...in the right measure.

Re: Out of the Blue

Sep 19, 2011, 09:45

InBlack

Arrrrr that link be giving me trouble matey, must be all them scurvy pirates sailing to port and clogging the waterway with their fat bottomed galleys filled with stolen video games Arrrrr!




I have a nifty blue line!

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