Why don't they just make bacon-scented air fresheners?

There's a semi local pizza place I go to, and I'll sometimes pick one up on the way home.

When I get in the car the next morning, the heavenly smell of pizza is still there...

Hey blue. Do like me and just cook bacon everyday... Prolly cheaper and smells better...

By far the best bacon-related novelty is Skillet's Bacon Jam (they're a constantly-moving burger "cart" here in Seattle). It's cooked down with onion and seasoning and ground only just smooth enough to be spreadable. It's like Vegemite/Marmite spreads in that it's an easy way to add a savory/umami flavor to anything, but infinitely better because the flavor is concentrated bacony goodness. Spread atop their magnificent burger, it's truly home, but it works on anything that would benefit from bacon flavor (read: anything). Bacon Salt is the only other product I've tried that's actually at all satisfying, especially on popcorn. Everything else, well...it has real bacon to measure up to, and that's no short order.

Ordering: http://www.skilletstreetfood.com/shop.php

Iridium wrote on Apr 10, 2011, 16:37:
They do make bacon scented air fresheners. I have one!

They're horrible and smell nothing like bacon.

Yea, someone had some spray freshener that was horrid. I have also tried that bacon lip gloss - which also isn't even close and is actually pretty damn nasty!

Bench for Teens.

I don't understand that. They do it around here too. It isn't teens though, it appears to be only minorities. I just don't get it.

This comment was edited on Apr 10, 2011, 18:55.

Just in case you want to try for yourself...

http://www.amazon.com/Bacon-Scented-Freshener-Novelty-Gift/dp/B000SSVZLW

They do make bacon scented air fresheners. I have one!

They're horrible and smell nothing like bacon.

Mmmmm... Bacon... *drool*