Could someone please translate Luke's posts?

Yifes wrote on Sep 25, 2010, 11:22:

Luke wrote on Sep 25, 2010, 11:14:
well to get on your track and the way you like to call peps everything from a-z because they don't like you faceshet game , " It takes a Retard to see a Retard "

While I appreciate the obvious troll, I think your skill level is ready for the more advanced, subtle art of trolling. For example, complaining about SC2 facebook integration on Bluesnews, which itself has facebook integration, is a bit too obvious. No one is THAT retarded in real life, so it's hard for people to believe that you're being serious.

But other than that simple mistake, you're doing a great job of trolling. With your dedication and persistence, I think you'll become a master troll some day. Keep up the good work!

you just don't get it my god were you born without oxygen for 10 min or what , mr " all that do not mean the same as i are RETARDS"
you got your version , i got mine live with it , gaming/social sites can do what they want , at least you have to signup for that faceshit if you want to use it , in blizz they WILL force it into the game.. but putting that face shit into games is...I GOT IT....yahuu RETARDED , and how do mr.Zuckerberg earn his money...by selling peps info to all kind , and THAT is a no go for me...allo for ME, when they blizz make a deal with that dude ,and that is why i dislike all they do now , don't tell me they make a deal with that dude without getting it fully integreated in the near future , it have nada to do in a game nada
you on the other hand just luuuuuve all they do praise them when ever they release something , jumping into it without thinking further...and that is your way , well gz on that.

calling peps troll grow up dude

plz remember to have the last word i see you can't sleep without having it...lol

Luke wrote on Sep 25, 2010, 11:14:
well to get on your track and the way you like to call peps everything from a-z because they don't like you faceshet game , " It takes a Retard to see a Retard "

While I appreciate the obvious troll, I think your skill level is ready for the more advanced, subtle art of trolling. For example, complaining about SC2 facebook integration on Bluesnews, which itself has facebook integration, is a bit too obvious. No one is THAT retarded in real life, so it's hard for people to believe that you're being serious.

But other than that simple mistake, you're doing a great job of trolling. With your dedication and persistence, I think you'll become a master troll some day. Keep up the good work!

Selektaa wrote on Sep 25, 2010, 09:55:

Luke wrote on Sep 25, 2010, 07:43:
so so if it aint the master of getting personal(lol you can't spell lol lol , well it seems to me you can read it so i guess it is not that bad) because you have nothing else to say , well gz to you i do know i dislike your lovely game (you may be the biggest fanboy ) who is the lowest you think , the one saying nay , or the one who only can get personal when some1 dishes a fanboys game

Have you been taking lessons from westy over at Videosift? The angry retard trolling style really rings a bell. Really, what's anyone supposed to say to refute your comment that Starcraft II is shit? We can't objectively prove you wrong (you're wrong, btw) and you're obviously just trolling.

sorry i am not wrong i know what i like and that " mr Follower" is not starcraft 2 incl Facebook , angry the only angry peps i see here are you the fanboys who gets all geared up JUST because someone dare to say negative things about there buls... game

Yifes wrote on Sep 25, 2010, 10:48:

Selektaa wrote on Sep 25, 2010, 09:55:
Have you been taking lessons from westy over at Videosift? The angry retard trolling style really rings a bell. Really, what's anyone supposed to say to refute your comment that Starcraft II is shit? We can't objectively prove you wrong (you're wrong, btw) and you're obviously just trolling.

I think Westy has a disability, and is not trolling on purpose.

Luke wrote on Sep 25, 2010, 07:43:
so so if it aint the master of getting personal(lol you can't spell lol lol , well it seems to me you can read it so i guess it is not that bad) because you have nothing else to say , well gz to you i do know i dislike your lovely game (you may be the biggest fanboy ) who is the lowest you think , the one saying nay , or the one who only can get personal when some1 dishes a fanboys game

Hey man, I'm congratulating you on your well crafted troll post. That takes intelligence and skill. The spelling is just as bad as the content, which is a very nice touch. I can see that you're a man who cares about the little details. But be careful. Just like in Tropic Thunder, your last post kinda went full retard, and thus loses some of its charm.

well to get on your track and the way you like to call peps everything from a-z because they don't like you faceshet game , " It takes a Retard to see a Retard "

Selektaa wrote on Sep 25, 2010, 09:55:
Have you been taking lessons from westy over at Videosift? The angry retard trolling style really rings a bell. Really, what's anyone supposed to say to refute your comment that Starcraft II is shit? We can't objectively prove you wrong (you're wrong, btw) and you're obviously just trolling.

I think Westy has a disability, and is not trolling on purpose.

Luke wrote on Sep 25, 2010, 07:43:
so so if it aint the master of getting personal(lol you can't spell lol lol , well it seems to me you can read it so i guess it is not that bad) because you have nothing else to say , well gz to you i do know i dislike your lovely game (you may be the biggest fanboy ) who is the lowest you think , the one saying nay , or the one who only can get personal when some1 dishes a fanboys game

Hey man, I'm congratulating you on your well crafted troll post. That takes intelligence and skill. The spelling is just as bad as the content, which is a very nice touch. I can see that you're a man who cares about the little details. But be careful. Just like in Tropic Thunder, your last post kinda went full retard, and thus loses some of its charm.

This comment was edited on Sep 25, 2010, 11:02.

Luke wrote on Sep 25, 2010, 07:43:
so so if it aint the master of getting personal(lol you can't spell lol lol , well it seems to me you can read it so i guess it is not that bad) because you have nothing else to say , well gz to you i do know i dislike your lovely game (you may be the biggest fanboy ) who is the lowest you think , the one saying nay , or the one who only can get personal when some1 dishes a fanboys game

Have you been taking lessons from westy over at Videosift? The angry retard trolling style really rings a bell. Really, what's anyone supposed to say to refute your comment that Starcraft II is shit? We can't objectively prove you wrong (you're wrong, btw) and you're obviously just trolling.

Yifes wrote on Sep 25, 2010, 01:15:

Luke wrote on Sep 24, 2010, 20:46:

HoSpanky wrote on Sep 24, 2010, 16:36:
hooray, trolls.

Hooray Fanboys , just because i don't like your facebook compagni game does not meen i am a troll , just like you can melt over every shet they come with , so can i say nay

i miss the old blizzard excl Faceshet

I have to applaud this excellent display of trolling. Even the spelling is a perfect mix of retard and legibility. You're a master of your craft good sir.

so so if it aint the master of getting personal(lol you can't spell lol lol , well it seems to me you can read it so i guess it is not that bad) because you have nothing else to say , well gz to you i do know i dislike your lovely game (you may be the biggest fanboy ) who is the lowest you think , the one saying nay , or the one who only can get personal when some1 dishes a fanboys game

Luke wrote on Sep 24, 2010, 20:46:

HoSpanky wrote on Sep 24, 2010, 16:36:
hooray, trolls.

Hooray Fanboys , just because i don't like your facebook compagni game does not meen i am a troll , just like you can melt over every shet they come with , so can i say nay

i miss the old blizzard excl Faceshet

I have to applaud this excellent display of trolling. Even the spelling is a perfect mix of retard and legibility. You're a master of your craft good sir.

HoSpanky wrote on Sep 24, 2010, 16:36:
hooray, trolls.

Hooray Fanboys , just because i don't like your facebook compagni game does not meen i am a troll , just like you can melt over every shet they come with , so can i say nay

i miss the old blizzard excl Faceshet

hooray, trolls.

Oh yeah...

hooray, trolls.

yep not much in that game , but i guess if it is from blizz all is good........................................not

Such an overfucking rated game.