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4. Re: Safety Dance Jun 21, 2010, 18:21 ForgedReality
That's why they put chips in cell phones that are always on, even when the phone is powered down. They read your thoughts and record all your conversations. If they detect a hint of sedition, they quadruple the amount of microwave radiation being emitted from your cell phone to give you brain cancer. "That'll teach 'em to question my authority!"

True story.
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