Courting Deceased Gamers

Rude Gameware earns a link to their gamer lifestyle website with a press release that sends up the recent white paper stating that the game industry is on the verge of losing 30 million customers due to age. This new release points out another problem: "Rude conducted its own research to try and determine how much revenue was being lost each year by not making games that were more accessible to the recently deceased. The findings were staggering." Having identified this hole in the market, they are poised to cash in: "Rude Gameware expects to have their peripherals for the deceased for sale at all funeral homes, mortuaries, Circuit City, Sharper Image, Game Crazy, and other defunct retailers."
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Re: Courting Deceased Gamers
May 21, 2010, 10:29
nin
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Re: Courting Deceased Gamers May 21, 2010, 10:29
May 21, 2010, 10:29
nin
 

What?

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Re: Courting Deceased Gamers
May 21, 2010, 10:32
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Re: Courting Deceased Gamers May 21, 2010, 10:32
May 21, 2010, 10:32
 
1st April story recyled and reposted?
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May 21, 2010, 10:35
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Re: Courting Deceased Gamers May 21, 2010, 10:35
May 21, 2010, 10:35
 
Death is bad for the economy? heh IRS should fine/tax people who die. Oh wait.. nevermind they do.

This comment was edited on May 21, 2010, 11:31.
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Re: Courting Deceased Gamers
May 21, 2010, 10:43
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Re: Courting Deceased Gamers May 21, 2010, 10:43
May 21, 2010, 10:43
 
nin wrote on May 21, 2010, 10:29:
What?
In other words, it is making fun of the Able Gamers report.
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Re: Courting Deceased Gamers
May 21, 2010, 10:50
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Re: Courting Deceased Gamers May 21, 2010, 10:50
May 21, 2010, 10:50
 
LoL People are actually being paid good money for this?

What a fucking world we live in...
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Re: Courting Deceased Gamers
May 21, 2010, 11:47
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Re: Courting Deceased Gamers May 21, 2010, 11:47
May 21, 2010, 11:47
 
At least there's Progress Quest to serve this demographic.
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May 21, 2010, 12:38
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Re: Courting Deceased Gamers May 21, 2010, 12:38
May 21, 2010, 12:38
 
Mick wrote on May 21, 2010, 10:43:
nin wrote on May 21, 2010, 10:29:
What?
In other words, it is making fun of the Able Gamers report.

Exactly. It's not THAT hard to figure out, is it, people?

Creston
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Re: Courting Deceased Gamers
May 21, 2010, 12:48
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May 21, 2010, 12:48
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Kid 1: Did you know there's a zombie on your lawn?
Kid 2: Of course! I invited him over to play my 360!
Zombie: Xxxxxxbbbbbbbooooooooo xxxxxxxx... .. ..
Kid 1: They eat brains you know.
Kid 2: That's okay. I have a metal cap. It's all good.
Kid 1: Oh.
Kid 2: Besides, my dad is good with shotguns.
"The present is a veil between anticipation and horror. Lift the veil... and madness may follow." source
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Re: Courting Deceased Gamers
May 21, 2010, 13:13
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Re: Courting Deceased Gamers May 21, 2010, 13:13
May 21, 2010, 13:13
 
Once your done courting, then what? Last I checked, necrophilia was still illegal.

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May 21, 2010, 13:20
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Re: Courting Deceased Gamers May 21, 2010, 13:20
May 21, 2010, 13:20
 
VSBM wrote on May 21, 2010, 13:13:
Once your done courting, then what? Last I checked, necrophilia was still illegal.

And why exactly were you checking on its legality?
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Re: Courting Deceased Gamers
May 21, 2010, 13:58
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Re: Courting Deceased Gamers May 21, 2010, 13:58
May 21, 2010, 13:58
 
Ok, but now read the above news without the knowledge of any such report, or what its a humorous response too, and you will see how people might be very confused as to what this is about. Or if the writers of that press release aren't escaped inmates of shutter Island ;p
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May 21, 2010, 18:27
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Re: Courting Deceased Gamers May 21, 2010, 18:27
May 21, 2010, 18:27
 
This is a piss poor joke in really bad taste. Fucking assholes.
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Re: Courting Deceased Gamers
May 21, 2010, 21:17
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Re: Courting Deceased Gamers May 21, 2010, 21:17
May 21, 2010, 21:17
 
Get over yourself. Death is funny.
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May 24, 2010, 09:17
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Re: Courting Deceased Gamers May 24, 2010, 09:17
May 24, 2010, 09:17
 
There's a link to the story that this one refers to! Jesus people. It's still a pretty dumb joke, but it's really not hard to get it.
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." -- Bertrand Russell (I think...)
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