Kid 1: Did you know there's a zombie on your lawn?
Kid 2: Of course! I invited him over to play my 360!
Zombie: Xxxxxxbbbbbbbooooooooo xxxxxxxx... .. ..
Kid 1: They eat brains you know.
Kid 2: That's okay. I have a metal cap. It's all good.
Kid 1: Oh.
Kid 2: Besides, my dad is good with shotguns.
"The present is a veil between anticipation and horror. Lift the veil... and madness may follow." source