Iron Will Innovations announces the PEREGRINE glove controller is now shipping to preorder customers. "With countless hours of product testing and testimonials by professional gamers, we are proud to announce that PC users have a new tool in their arsenal to best their opponents," said Brent Baier, CEO of Iron Will Innovations. "The Peregrine is a game-changer. No more scrambling for keyboard commands during intense battles, just pure unadulterated destruction to get that win."
Assuming this isn't a joke, I imagine this thing could get pretty disgusting after a few months of use. I'm sure it's not washable.
"Even after you've had the COVID-19 vaccine, you still need to wash hands, watch distance and wear a mask because you can still transmit the virus even though you're not going to get sick." - NIH Director Dr. Francis Collins