Left 4 Dead 2 Bodycount

[Feb 12, 2010, 11:14 am ET] - Share - Viewing Comments

The Left 4 Dead Blog has some startling statistics on how many zombies have been dispatched since the launch of Left 4 Dead 2, Valve's zombie shooter sequel. Word is:

In the first two months of Left 4 Dead 2's release, 28,981,249,043 zombies have been shot, bludgeoned, chainsawed and killed — or, for our younger readers, taken to a farm where they can frolic and shuffle around forever.

You read that correctly: 28 BILLION. To put that number in perspective:

    • The entire population of the planet has been zombified and killed 4.26 times.

    • With the average height of a zombie being 6 feet, if you stacked them end to end they would circle the globe 1,322 times.

    • If you placed 28,981,249,043 rulers end to end, they would reach 28,981,249,043 feet in the sky.

In short: That is a bucketload of dead zombies. Nice job, everyone.

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Re: Left 4 Dead 2 Bodycount

Feb 13, 2010, 11:35

Retired

Heh....I thought I had killled a lot more, and I probably have as some of the stats don't make sense...but it says I have only killed 25k zombies.....I am really not pulling my weight around here....

Re: Left 4 Dead 2 Bodycount

Feb 13, 2010, 00:38

The Half Elf

Is that regular inches or internet inches?




Using a steering wheel on a Burnout game is like using the Space Shuttle controls to fly a kite.

Re: Left 4 Dead 2 Bodycount

Feb 12, 2010, 23:57

UnderLord

All those 12" rulers have about 1/8" extra at each end, so they are all 12.25" long. That means the figure is short by 603776021.72916666666666666666667 feet or 114351.51926688762626262626262626 miles! ;-)

Re: Left 4 Dead 2 Bodycount

Feb 12, 2010, 20:06

FLY

pfft. Chuck Norris dps is higher. bye

Re: Left 4 Dead 2 Bodycount

Feb 12, 2010, 14:42

Hoop

I think valve is getting lazy with their statistics.
I would like to be sent the name & previous occupation of every zombie i have killed...... oh & were they a dog person or a cat person.

This comment was edited on Feb 12, 2010, 14:43.




Um .. Behind you...

Re: Left 4 Dead 2 Bodycount

Feb 12, 2010, 14:10

JoeNapalm

28 Billion? I call hax. -Jn- Ifriti Sophist

Re: Left 4 Dead 2 Bodycount

Feb 12, 2010, 12:48

Creston

So... are the zombies reproducing then? Still, this is pretty funny. Creston

Re: Left 4 Dead 2 Bodycount

Feb 12, 2010, 11:41

Merkaba48

......kay. (response to the original article, not the previous comment) This comment was edited on Feb 12, 2010, 12:35.

Re: Left 4 Dead 2 Bodycount

Feb 12, 2010, 11:36

Cutter

God: Why not ask the book about your actions on Earth and how they impacted your loved one?

William David Reynolds: In a minute. Book, if I made bricks out of all the poop I ever pooped out and built a 6-foot high wall out of the bricks, how long could I make that wall?

[The book displays 2.7 miles]

God: This is ridiculous. Book, tell this man how many moments of happiness he gave his friends and family.

William David Reynolds: Boring! Book, could I have filled the Empire State Building with my own poop?

God: Don't answer that, book!

William David Reynolds: I want to know!

God: No!




You've got to be cruel to be kind...in the right measure.

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