God: Why not ask the book about your actions on Earth and how they impacted your loved one?
William David Reynolds: In a minute. Book, if I made bricks out of all the poop I ever pooped out and built a 6-foot high wall out of the bricks, how long could I make that wall?
[The book displays 2.7 miles]
God: This is ridiculous. Book, tell this man how many moments of happiness he gave his friends and family.
William David Reynolds: Boring! Book, could I have filled the Empire State Building with my own poop?
God: Don't answer that, book!
William David Reynolds: I want to know!
"You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life."