Left 4 Dead 2 Bodycount [Feb 12, 2010, 11:14 am ET] – Share – Viewing Comments
The Left 4 Dead Blog has some startling statistics on how many zombies have been dispatched since the launch of Left 4 Dead 2, Valve's zombie shooter sequel. Word is:
In the first two months of Left 4 Dead 2's release, 28,981,249,043 zombies have been shot, bludgeoned, chainsawed and killed — or, for our younger readers, taken to a farm where they can frolic and shuffle around forever.
You read that correctly: 28 BILLION. To put that number in perspective:
• The entire population of the planet has been zombified and killed 4.26 times.
• With the average height of a zombie being 6 feet, if you stacked them end to end they would circle the globe 1,322 times.
• If you placed 28,981,249,043 rulers end to end, they would reach 28,981,249,043 feet in the sky.
In short: That is a bucketload of dead zombies. Nice job, everyone.
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Heh....I thought I had killled a lot more, and I probably have as some of the stats don't make sense...but it says I have only killed 25k zombies.....I am really not pulling my weight around here....
Is that regular inches or internet inches?
All those 12" rulers have about 1/8" extra at each end, so they are all 12.25" long. That means the figure is short by 603776021.72916666666666666666667 feet or 114351.51926688762626262626262626 miles! ;-)
pfft. Chuck Norris dps is higher. bye
I think valve is getting lazy with their statistics.
I would like to be sent the name & previous occupation of every zombie i have killed...... oh & were they a dog person or a cat person.
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I would like to be sent the name & previous occupation of every zombie i have killed...... oh & were they a dog person or a cat person.
This comment was edited on Feb 12, 2010, 14:43.
Um .. Behind you...
28 Billion?
I call hax.
-Jn-
Ifriti Sophist
So... are the zombies reproducing then?
Still, this is pretty funny.
Creston
Still, this is pretty funny.
Creston
......kay. (response to the original article, not the previous comment)
This comment was edited on Feb 12, 2010, 12:35.
This comment was edited on Feb 12, 2010, 12:35.
God: Why not ask the book about your actions on Earth and how they impacted your loved one?
William David Reynolds: In a minute. Book, if I made bricks out of all the poop I ever pooped out and built a 6-foot high wall out of the bricks, how long could I make that wall?
[The book displays 2.7 miles]
God: This is ridiculous. Book, tell this man how many moments of happiness he gave his friends and family.
William David Reynolds: Boring! Book, could I have filled the Empire State Building with my own poop?
God: Don't answer that, book!
William David Reynolds: I want to know!
God: No!
William David Reynolds: In a minute. Book, if I made bricks out of all the poop I ever pooped out and built a 6-foot high wall out of the bricks, how long could I make that wall?
[The book displays 2.7 miles]
God: This is ridiculous. Book, tell this man how many moments of happiness he gave his friends and family.
William David Reynolds: Boring! Book, could I have filled the Empire State Building with my own poop?
God: Don't answer that, book!
William David Reynolds: I want to know!
God: No!
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