The N64 had the worst controller in the world IMO. It was terrible. Unless you were one of the aforementioned 3-handed mutants. In which case you probably joined X-Men and didn't play Nintendo.
True, I'm not a console gamer, but we bought one for my son when he was little, and every time he asked me to play Mario Kart with him, I'd have to use that stupid thing.
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