I hear ya, Creston. Twitter is an abomination that never should have come to be. Unfortunately, we're stuck with it.
As for the Bangladesh news, I can't fault them, but still, thinking The Onion is a legit news site, that's just hilarious. Bet they got another 20K hits on their site in one day from that.
"We can do this one of two ways. There's the hard way, which involves hours of discussion, tons of negotiation, half a dozen bribes, and no guarantee of success."
"What's the easy way?"
"Liberally placed high explosives."