Yeah, the best way to get the broadband penetration numbers up in the US is to call everything broadband! Do you have a phone line? Then you have broadband! Do you have a satellite dish? You have broadband! Doesn't matter what the throughput rates are, or the latency. If the bar is so low you're likely to trip over it, then maybe the rest of the world will stop laughing at our pitiful numbers? Maybe?
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." -- Bertrand Russell (I think...)