Deli rule #3. Take the toothpick out of the sandwich before eating.
My father-in-law has a toothpick in an acrylic cube. A surgeon had to remove it because he didn't follow that rule.
I adopted Deli Rule 3 - Addendum 2: if possible peak inside the sandwich too to make sure nothing is hinky.
It was either back in school, or some cr@ppy deli, but rule #3 didn't work for me once as the deli had accidentally left a 2nd toothpick inside the sandwich (practically on its side).
Fortunately no damage done as I caught it in time, but it was definitely a wake-up call. I now tend to take a quick look inside any sandwich not made by myself.
My best guess was someone behind the counter lifted up the loaf (perhaps knocked it off the plate by accident) and the when putting everything back though it lacked a toothpick and put another in. Meanwhile the first was really just inside.
-EDIT-
Reading more of the thread, it looks like this might be more related to Rule 2 than 3, though 2 seems to be on the Deli's side and not the eater.
This comment was edited on Aug 4, 2009, 09:21.
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