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Real Name El Pit   
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Signed On Nov 29, 2000, 06:19
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News Comments > Tencent and Grinding Gear
6. Re: Tencent and Grinding Gears May 21, 2018, 12:07 El Pit
 
This is exactly what Boba Fett thought when he made his Han-Solo-deal with Darth Vader...  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
4. Re: Out of the Blue May 21, 2018, 11:27 El Pit
 
And it should be a bottle of vodka each time!

Presenter: "Sorry, guys, my mike ain't working."

*Gulp*

Me: "Nah, shis ish no problem."

Presenter: "And all the levels in the new Call of Duty IIIIIIIIII will be procedurally generated and multiplayer only!"

*Gulp*

Me: "Porsh.. Prush.. Sheneraded? I... wha..."

Presenter: "I don't know what it is, but it features emergent gameplay"

*Gulp*

Me: "Bwaahaha... I shee doo preshendersh! At leashd!!"

Presenter: "And instead of textures on polygons, it will be voxels!"

Me: "Show me the way to go home
I'm tired and I want to go to bed
I had a little drink about an hour ago
And itís gone right to my head
Wherever I may roam
On land or sea or foam
You can always hear me singing this song
Show me the way to go home.

SSSSHARK! Shere ish a shark!" /collapses
 
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News Comments > Battlefield V Reveal Hype
25. Re: Battlefield V Reveal Hype May 21, 2018, 04:14 El Pit
 
Battlefield IIIII for the win!  
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News Comments > Middle-earth: Shadow of War Free Weekend
15. Re: Middle-earth: Shadow of War Free Weekend May 19, 2018, 11:49 El Pit
 
I already bought the Gold edition for about $40 from Amazon, soooo how about the same deal for FarCry 5? Hm, Ubi? Hello? I got $40 here telling me they would love to be yours - for FC5 Gold edition!  
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News Comments > Evening Metaverse
6. Re: Evening Metaverse May 19, 2018, 08:16 El Pit
 
It is good that he is so concerned with a postal service instead of with kids being gunned down in schools. First things first, I guess - and it is AMERICA first, not AMERICANS first...  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
24. Re: Out of the Blue May 18, 2018, 22:12 El Pit
 
ventry wrote on May 18, 2018, 19:42:
37,461
The number of people killed on US roads in 2016.(Men, Women and Children)
If saving lives is your end game....
Might as well ban motor vehicles and save all those lives eh?

15,549 (excluding suicides)
US gun deaths in 2017
I find it ironic that this number draws howls of outrage while the first one (much larger) hardly registers a blip on the radar.

I'd say motor vehicles are more of a threat to US lives than guns.

This comparison is so cynical that it earns you a place on my ignore list.
 
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News Comments > Gone Gold - Vampyr
5. Re: Gone Gold - Vampyr May 18, 2018, 13:47 El Pit
 
CJ_Parker wrote on May 18, 2018, 12:39:
n00bs spelled vampire wrong.

Wait for Vampyr IIII!
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
8. Re: Out of the Blue May 18, 2018, 12:35 El Pit
 
Best of luck to all people involved in the Santa Fe shooting. Kids and adults got killed and hurt - I hope at least those hurt can be saved. Damn! Again more people and especially kids murdered - something is not right.  
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News Comments > Gone Gold - Vampyr
3. Re: Gone Gold - Vampyr May 18, 2018, 12:33 El Pit
 
As the Duke would put it: Suck it down!  
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News Comments > Black Ops IIII Announced
41. Re: Black Ops IIII Announcement May 18, 2018, 05:40 El Pit
 
I hope they bring back a single-player campaign for BLOPS IIIII, IIIIII, or IIIIIII.

They might want to print these titles horizontally on the cover. No problem with digital downloads, though.
 
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News Comments > Steam Link Android App Beta
2. Re: Steam Link Android App Beta May 18, 2018, 04:15 El Pit
 
This would be nice if I could simply play my Steam games EVERYWHERE without being connected to my home network and without my pc running them. It should be a streaming service by Steam - this would really make sense and give Steam game buyers additional benefits. But this app is only interesting if you want to play some TBS game while taking a shit or sitting outside, but close to your house.  
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News Comments > Black Ops IIII Announced
33. Re: Black Ops IIII Announcement May 18, 2018, 00:55 El Pit
 
Because IV looks like an erect penis next to a vagina - this is a no go flag in the US.

Four erect dicks on the other hand...
 
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News Comments > Black Ops IIII Announced
14. Re: Black Ops IIII Announcement May 17, 2018, 17:32 El Pit
 
Black Ops IIII - When the title shows what the developers really think about their customers education.  
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News Comments > Total War: WARHAMMER II DLC This Month
1. Re: Total War: WARHAMMER II DLC This Month May 17, 2018, 12:41 El Pit
 
I won't buy these Warhammer games unless they finally release complete editions. It's just nickel & dime with those games.  
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News Comments > No Borderlands 3 at E3?
6. Re: No Borderlands 3 at E3? May 16, 2018, 11:59 El Pit
 
No Borderlands 3 at E3? I heard that the people behind Rage II drank a bottle of champagne when they heard about this.  
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News Comments > Metro Exodus Delayed
8. Re: Metro Exodus Delayed May 16, 2018, 11:58 El Pit
 
Exodus: Movement of Jah people!

Sorry, Bob, no movement this year.
 
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News Comments > RAGE 2 Announcement and Gameplay Trailer
22. Re: RAGE 2 Announcement and Gameplay Trailer May 16, 2018, 02:05 El Pit
 
bigspender wrote on May 15, 2018, 22:46:
Osc8r wrote on May 15, 2018, 20:20:
Looks ok...

If it has full campaign co-op i may consider it.

Plus one for coop. Gaming is a social event for me most of the time.

Plenty of games for you out there. But this one? Make single-player games great again! Single-player experience FIRST!

(No, we don't need a wall to keep all those "gaming is a social event" guys out of single-player country.)

 
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News Comments > S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 Resumes Development
10. Re: S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 Resumes Development May 16, 2018, 02:03 El Pit
 
ForgedReality wrote on May 16, 2018, 01:17:
Kxmode wrote on May 15, 2018, 20:41:
W.H.Y. D.O.E.S. T.H.I.S. G.A.M.E. H.A.V.E. S.O. M.A.N.Y. A.B.B.R.E.V.I.A.T.I.O.N.S?!

It's an acronym, not an abbreviation. Learn the difference. >:O


I.A.A.N.A.A.L.T.D. >:O
 
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News Comments > RAGE 2 Video Leak?
15. Re: RAGE 2 Video Leak? May 14, 2018, 13:01 El Pit
 
Digitalfiends wrote on May 14, 2018, 12:36:
El Pit wrote on May 14, 2018, 10:09:
Looks like Mad Max but with all the colors of the 1980s.

Mad Max was the 80s

But not that many neon colors were featured!
 
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News Comments > RAGE 2 Video Leak?
5. Re: RAGE 2 Video Leak? May 14, 2018, 10:13 El Pit
 
Beamer wrote on May 14, 2018, 10:11:
Bethesda logo, not id, correct (I may have missed it.)

Supports my theory that id isn't going near this and it's being farmed off to a lesser dev. Which isn't necessarily bad, few people loved Rage so a new team may be able to bring in new ideas and take different risks.

Id did too well with Doom, I think, to revisit this. Maybe had Doom not done well, but Doom was kind of explosive. Hard to imagine them stepping back to a dead end after that. But what do I know, devs and publishers do weird things.

I wouldn't mind getting Rage II and New Doom II, thank you very much!
 
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