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Signed On Nov 29, 2000, 06:19
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
7. Re: Out of the Blue Nov 22, 2016, 13:34 El Pit
 
Beamer wrote on Nov 22, 2016, 13:21:
VaranDragon wrote on Nov 22, 2016, 11:35:
Where DID Lee Harvey Oswald learn to shoot?

Jesus, the stuff people on the internet will believe.

Listen, I'm here to tell you the real facts. Indisputable. None of this bullshit the lamestream media or those "people" in Hollywood want you to believe, with their agendas.

The simple facts are that the NSA will build a time machine in 2042. They'll use this time machine to go back to find Oswald, take him to 1993, train him how to shoot via hours of playing DOOM on a LAN, then drop him back off in his own time to kill JFK.

Pure, simple, flawless logic based on facts.

That's it. It makes totally sense. But it will be the same aliens that attacked the Twin Towers that will actually give the time machine to the NSA. National Socialist Aliens.
 
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News Comments > Blizzard's Unannounced First-Person Game
2. Re: Blizzard's Unannounced First-Person Game Nov 22, 2016, 11:44 El Pit
 
I am waiting that they quit developing the game and turn it into another multiplayer only MOBA. It will take them 4 or 5 years, then they will announce a dramatic change of plan for the game. Wait and see!  
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News Comments > Into the Black
3. Re: Into the Black Nov 22, 2016, 07:39 El Pit
 
Kxmode wrote on Nov 21, 2016, 20:11:
Maybe my iron-grip to grammar makes me an old fossil, but "Where Be Aliens" drives me nuts! Stuff like this is making me believe the English language will radically change in next 50 years. Imagine the books written by future generations. Worse, imagine Shakespeare in future English.

I understand that Where Be Aliens (latin: Here Be Dragons/Monsters) is just a reference to Hic Sunt Dracones from historical maps.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
8. Re: Out of the Blue Nov 21, 2016, 12:57 El Pit
 
Creston wrote on Nov 21, 2016, 12:50:
Level up! Don't forget to select a Perk!

I think he might even find a Cutter bobblehead and gets TWO perks this year!
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
5. Re: Out of the Blue Nov 21, 2016, 12:32 El Pit
 
Happy birthday, Blue! Getting older gets annoying once you are over 30 for most people, but if we all can ignore the aching bones and muscles and instead cherish the good moments and memories in life, we can get over it. Well, mostly.  
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News Comments > Star Citizen Schedule, Videos, Sale
86. Re: Star Citizen Schedule, Videos, Sale Nov 20, 2016, 12:17 El Pit
 
theyarecomingforyou wrote on Nov 20, 2016, 09:54:
El Pit wrote on Nov 20, 2016, 04:01:
Kosumo wrote on Nov 20, 2016, 03:26:
You can even see Sandi's creative input into shaping the Chris Roberts vision.

Sandi: "Chris, I need a dress made with lots of diamonds and golden shoes for the release party!"

And while saying this she already knew that she was just saying something very, very stupid. And the smile on her husband's face proved her right that very moment.

I see misogyny is still alive and kicking. Sad really.

1. You are not paranoid. The misogynists are REALLY coming for you!
2. A misogynist has just become president, so it has to be a good thing, right?
 
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News Comments > Star Citizen Schedule, Videos, Sale
75. Re: Star Citizen Schedule, Videos, Sale Nov 20, 2016, 04:01 El Pit
 
Kosumo wrote on Nov 20, 2016, 03:26:
You can even see Sandi's creative input into shaping the Chris Roberts vision.

Sandi: "Chris, I need a dress made with lots of diamonds and golden shoes for the release party!"

And while saying this she already knew that she was just saying something very, very stupid. And the smile on her husband's face proved her right that very moment.
 
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News Comments > Star Citizen Schedule, Videos, Sale
34. Re: Star Citizen Schedule, Videos, Sale Nov 19, 2016, 16:10 El Pit
 
Tumbler wrote on Nov 19, 2016, 15:46:
These internal projections only go as far as Dec 8th!?

Either they expect to run out of money on Dec 8th, or this is the release date. Wow - so close! ALMOST DONE!!!
 
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News Comments > Star Citizen Schedule, Videos, Sale
21. Re: Star Citizen Schedule, Videos, Sale Nov 19, 2016, 14:35 El Pit
 
{PH}88fingers wrote on Nov 19, 2016, 13:54:
4,5 mil in August
2,5 mil in September
5,2 mil in October

and are now up to USD 132 million


Shocked

I need the names of the highest contributors because I have some bridges and magical snake oil for sale. FOR REAL! HONESTLY! I have JPGs to prove it! Come and watch and buy at BridgeCon!

Chairman El Pit
 
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News Comments > Star Citizen Schedule, Videos, Sale
12. Re: Star Citizen Schedule, Videos, Sale Nov 19, 2016, 12:59 El Pit
 
Armengar wrote on Nov 19, 2016, 12:57:
Ship the game.

The problem is right THERE!

What game? Believers talk about playing the game, but it is just a tech demo. It's like saying that qtest was actually the completed game Quake.
 
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News Comments > Star Citizen Schedule, Videos, Sale
9. Re: Star Citizen Schedule, Videos, Sale Nov 19, 2016, 12:29 El Pit
 
Peeeling wrote on Nov 19, 2016, 12:18:
Translation: "We don't have enough money left to finish what we promised a hundred million dollars ago".

Also:

Chris Roberts wrote on Nov 18, 2016, 12:00:
Not just in the salaries of the hundreds of people pouring their hearts into the project, but in the unpredictability of the groundbreaking technology that we need to develop to achieve a game of this scale and detail.

Translation: All the timelines we will give to you mean NOTHING because of the unpredictability [of the chairman] and scale and detail [that the chairman asked and is still asking for].

Project implosion within the next 12 months, I am afraid... Unless the believers buy SHIPS! AND MORE SHIPS! AND FLEETS!!!
 
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News Comments > etc., etc.
5. Re: etc., etc. Nov 19, 2016, 02:07 El Pit
 
So, we are going to announce timelines but please keep in mind that they mean nothing.  
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News Comments > New AMD Crimson Reference Drivers
1. Re: New AMD Crimson Reference Drivers Nov 18, 2016, 10:38 El Pit
 
Flickering, crashes, performance issues... Nvidia dropped the ball big time AGAIN.

Oh, wait...
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
2. Re: Out of the Blue Nov 18, 2016, 10:33 El Pit
 
Anything that has more than four legs is not welcome to my home and will get killed on sight. Easy rule.  
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News Comments > Genital Jousting Early Access
7. Re: Genital Jousting Early Access Nov 18, 2016, 00:50 El Pit
 
Genital Jousting Local Multiplayer?

W...T...F...?!

Mwahaha
 
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News Comments > etc., etc.
16. Re: etc., etc. Nov 17, 2016, 12:44 El Pit
 
'No Man's Sky' Designer Quietly Leaves Hello Games To Work On 'Star Citizen'

Rotfl

This is not a headline, it is not news, it is the plot for either a drama or a comedy dealing with economy, finances, narcissism, failure, bloated development, and much more.

Could be a great idea for a Hollywood movie! Neither directed nor produced nor written by Chris Roberts (because the movie should be finished and released one day).
 
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News Comments > Battlefield 1 Fall Update
10. Re: Battlefield 1 Fall Update Nov 15, 2016, 13:07 El Pit
 
Timmeh wrote on Nov 15, 2016, 11:56:
MacLeod wrote on Nov 15, 2016, 11:11:
I wonder if it will fix the "I can't play this on my 660ti because it just crashes my video driver, requiring a reboot, unless I install a 2 year old driver and use a work around to avoid driver version detection." issue.

Apparently this has been an ongoing issue since launch, with multiple nvidia cards, and it's still broke. There's like a 16 page thread on it on the nvidia support forums.

That is not possible Sir! Only The ATI drivers suck. Nvidias Drivers are perfect and bestest always and forever.

Take your seedy lies and get thee hence!

Fun fact: even with working drivers ATI cards are too slow to deliver the amazing graphics of this game!
 
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News Comments > ARK Content Plans
7. Re: ARK Content Plans Nov 15, 2016, 01:53 El Pit
 
They are in extremely late early access now, right? Already releasing DLCs, I see. Of course, those are also in early access, just like the game.

Note to Steam: early access done wrong - this is a great example!
 
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News Comments > Sunday Metaverse
15. Re: Sunday Metaverse Nov 14, 2016, 13:07 El Pit
 
Muscular Beaver wrote on Nov 14, 2016, 05:04:
He does. Its just there are not many that read their western propaganda. Most are NGOs nobody cares for in Russia. The critics you mention are a very small minority. The real opposition is far far FAR worse than Putin and nationalistic. Hes also not against gay people, as the western MSM want you to believe. Read that law for yourself and think about what happened in the 90s to Russia, AKA get a clue what that law tries to fix.

Lol_dies Yeah, sure...

Food for thought 1
Food for thought 2
Food for thought 3

And I could go on and on and on...

This comment was edited on Nov 14, 2016, 13:31.
 
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News Comments > Sunday Metaverse
2. Re: Sunday Metaverse Nov 13, 2016, 13:47 El Pit
 
Maybe Trumperica will do just what democratic countries like Russia and Turkey did: imprison all critical journalists, close every newspaper or tv station that will not follow the government's guidelines, and suddenly there is only one truth and that is forged by the regime government. After all, Putin and The Donald are best friends forever, right? Why not do what his friend did?  
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