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Signed On Nov 29, 2000, 06:19
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
5. Re: Out of the Blue Apr 5, 2017, 14:19 El Pit
 
Cutter wrote on Apr 5, 2017, 12:09:
Stem cells offer hope for lots of stuff.

Chinese eat stem cell soup so their member gets longer and stronger.

Then again, they also eat crocodile testicles for the same reason.

Ehm... They are a bit weird, aren't they?

(This posting is supported by Steve O'Bannon!)
 
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News Comments > Cheat Maker Owes Blizzard $8.5M
15. Re: Cheat Maker Owes Blizzard $8.5M Apr 4, 2017, 17:34 El Pit
 
Trump: Describe what Blizzard looks like.
Bossland: What?
Trump: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say 'what' one more Goddamn time!
 
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News Comments > Gearbox: More Duke? No. More Bulletstorm? Maybe
2. Re: Gearbox: More Duke? No. More Bulletstorm? Maybe Apr 4, 2017, 10:41 El Pit
 
Gearbox, we want more Aliens: Comical Marines!!!! Make it happen!!! $$$!!! Exclamation marks!!!  
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News Comments > Cheat Maker Owes Blizzard $8.5M
3. Re: Cheat Maker Owes Blizzard $8.5M Apr 4, 2017, 10:27 El Pit
 
Kajetan wrote on Apr 4, 2017, 10:13:
This verdict seems like a hollow victory for Blizzard. I really dont know how they possibly can enforce it.

Trumperica can! The Donald will call Merkel and tell her that he will send Mexican immigrants to Germany on boats, and Merkel will not only pay Blizzard and the US Navy for this operation but will also grant German citizenship to all Mexican people.

Trump - just do it!
 
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News Comments > Dishonored 2 Free Trial This Week
17. Re: Dishonored 2 Free Trial This Week Apr 4, 2017, 09:15 El Pit
 
I will definitely buy the complete edition (GOTY, gold/platinum edition or whatever they are going to call it). Loved the first game!  
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News Comments > Batman: Arkham VR PC This Month
2. Re: Batman: Arkham VR PC This Month Apr 3, 2017, 12:45 El Pit
 
Because of the impressive VR boom, this will sell like... Dozens. No, no, hundreds! HUNDREDS! I tell you!!!  
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News Comments > April Foolin' 2017
5. Re: April Foolin' 2017 Apr 1, 2017, 15:01 El Pit
 
This should be another April Fool's gag:

Star Citizen Close To Beta

Okay, okay, at least 15 years too early, I know...
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
20. Re: Out of the Blue Apr 1, 2017, 03:29 El Pit
 
What makes mankind want to move into space? Curiosity.
What made mankind learn how to make fire? Curiosity.
Where would mankind be without curiosity? On trees.
 
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News Comments > Evening Patches
2. Re: Evening Patches Apr 1, 2017, 01:48 El Pit
 
Steele Johnson wrote on Apr 1, 2017, 01:42:
They've been patchin' Vampire for 13 years. Time for a high-res makeover!

In another 13 years, Star Citizen might enter Beta! WOW! Don't rush it, CIG!
 
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News Comments > Cyberpunk 2077 in Full Development; More Witcher Games Likely
12. Re: Cyberpunk 2077 in Full Development; More Witcher Games Likely Mar 31, 2017, 12:14 El Pit
 
Creston wrote on Mar 31, 2017, 10:33:
Then again, we're looking at, what, 2021 or so, probably, before we see another Witcher game? Maybe it'll be VR at that point.

In 2021 VR will have gone the way of the dodo. But maybe 3D will be back.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
16. Re: Out of the Blue Mar 29, 2017, 13:00 El Pit
 
Creston wrote on Mar 29, 2017, 10:54:
Clearly we need to exterminate all spiders BEFORE they figure out they can eat all of us.

I say we take off and nuke the planet from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Spiders... Are spiders those apes mostly on two legs with reduced fur? If so - GO AHEAD!
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
15. Re: Out of the Blue Mar 29, 2017, 12:58 El Pit
 
Douche: THE EARTH IS FLAT!
Dude: Ehm... what? And once you reach the horizon, you are going to drop off?
Douche: I... But... RESPECT MY BELIEFS! You don not question religious beliefs!
Dude: Whatever, man. What about gravitation?
Douche: It is the will of an old man in white clothes in heaven (above the flat earth and beyond the clouds) that makes the apple drop down!
Dude: Yeah, right.
Douche: NO NO NO RESPECT MY BELIEFS! Also, negroes are...
Dude just rams his fist into Douche's face.
Dude: Every day a good deed - now, THIS is what I believe in.
 
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News Comments > Videogame Hall of Fame Finalists
6. Re: Videogame Hall of Fame Finalists Mar 29, 2017, 11:53 El Pit
 
The most deserving titles are IMO Windows Solitaire and Donkey Kong. All those new games can go and wait another decade or two.  
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News Comments > Planescape: Torment: Enhanced Edition Announced
13. Re: Planescape: Torment: Enhanced Edition Announced Mar 29, 2017, 02:38 El Pit
 
Creston wrote on Mar 28, 2017, 22:17:
How are you guys getting 13 and 8 bucks from GOG??? It's showing 20 for me...


I only know about 30% off from GOG: "The 30% discount for owners of Planescape: Torment will last until April 4, 9 PM UTC."

If you own the original version of P:T, you will have to log in and should get the 30% off.
 
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News Comments > Mafia III Demo and DLC Released
2. Re: Mafia III Demo and DLC Released Mar 28, 2017, 10:49 El Pit
 
Bought the game during the last sale and got the game plus season pass for $30. Will definitely try it out later this year. Or next year. Or... Well.  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
1. Re: Out of the Blue Mar 28, 2017, 10:47 El Pit
 
Berlin is giving away everything to anybody asking, so why not give some change to some poor criminals?

So, these guys just climbed up to a window, opened it, took the coin, and left? Great security! Laugh2
 
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News Comments > Star Citizen Year Five
89. Re: Star Citizen Year Five Mar 26, 2017, 10:44 El Pit
 
RE: Trump

I KNEW I had seen that Trump face before!!!

http://oppositionreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/2016-02-28_2-33-29.jpg

Laugh2 Laugh Grin
 
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News Comments > Saturday Legal Briefs
15. Re: Saturday Legal Briefs Mar 26, 2017, 04:44 El Pit
 
I guess the tax money will go to CIG because Star Citizen will be supported and hosted by Amazon...

Okay, okay, I admit it: troll bait!
 
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News Comments > Star Citizen Year Five
53. Re: Star Citizen Year Five Mar 25, 2017, 04:55 El Pit
 
Kosumo wrote on Mar 25, 2017, 04:33:
Hey guys, guess who wrote this -
“The more funds we can raise in the pre-launch phase, the more we can invest in additional content (more ships, characters etc.) and perhaps more importantly we can apply greater number of resources to the various tasks to ensure we deliver the full functionality sooner rather than later.”
- written in September 2013

Or this from October 2012 -
"We’re already one year in - another two years puts us at 3 total which is ideal. Any more and things would begin to get stale."

Any guesses who it was?

Trump tweets?
 
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News Comments > Star Citizen Year Five
4. Re: Star Citizen Year Five Mar 24, 2017, 18:32 El Pit
 
WOW! A virtual Big Bennys vending machine!

For the 10th anniversary of the game being in production, we might get some lube, and for the 15th production anniversary, a dildo with the Star Citizen logo. And if you insert the dildo, it will play a sound recording of Roberts laughing!

BUY NOW! LIMITED SUPPLY!!!
 
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